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“Americans buy about 5 million things that are shaped like Mickey Mouse, or have a picture of Mickey Mouse on them in a

day?
week?
month?
year?”

“weak”

“Sass signing off. I have to go study neck muscles.....

Carlette wins!!!! Woo-hoo!”

“no marko.

man, that musta been a heckova potty break!”

“month”

“mouth”

“ear”

“{sass sulks off}

don't blame me! take it up with the judges.

marko vs. carlette now”

“man, that musta been a heckova potty break!”
sacco
11:38:16 AM
5/24/05

Who, me??

I was shelving books.”

“nope. the correct answer was a DAY!”

“carlette picks again

liars use stats
liberty and justice for all
do the humpty hump”

“How does one get out of this chicken#&%!$ outfit?

Name the movie, actor, character”

“thanks tree, i'm doin my best”

“lol..do the humpty hump”

“get it on, y'all !!”

“marko, the last person to get a Q right (carlette currently) picks a category.

first one to buzz in with the right answer gets a bonus Q.

money is given according to the difficulty of the Q”

“for $50

this, not water, is stored in a camels hump”

“fat”

“right carlette.


bonus Q for carlette for 100

despite that hump, this is straight on a camel”

“fat chance”

“backbone”

“crank”

“judges? {looks to the side}


spine, but backbone works.


final two cats -

liars use stats
liberty and justice for all”

“liars”

“for 100

more than 40% of american women were at one time in this org”

“girl scouts”

“I'm in the other 60% you got me.”

“and marko's on the board!

alright marko

More than ________ pieces of plastic debris float on every square mile of ocean.


45,000
4,500
45”

“4500”

“time for...."it" rubs the lotion on its skin!!!!”

“no. sorry. the answer so 45,000!


now the final category is

liberty and justice for all

get ready for the grand finale...”

“What???

I do not have nipple rings!!!


(indignant font)
last edited: 5/24/05 12:01:05 PM”

“{commercial break}


(saunters over to the contestants}


ewwwww....

keeps moving past carlett to marko

so marko, how are you feeling heading into the final round?”

““no. sorry. the answer so 45,000!

thats a phuckin shame....”

“hmmmphhh....you gotta problem with me playin for The Phudhong Leper Foundation or what sacco?????”

“ok so carlette, you've got 650, how much would you like to wager?


marko, you've got 100, same Q”

“errr ummm no. that's a fine org. i donate to them myself on occasion”

“600”

“Uh, gee.........Mister Peckerwood, I ain't never bean on Teevee before.

I'm uh, playin' for the Esel Bohrung Foundation.”

“ok, so here's how it works

i'll give a warning, then once i post the Q you'll have 60 seconds to post your answer- googlers be damned.

so get your buzzers ready...”

“are you guys ready?”

“(sidenote: you oughta seen the RN yesterday..she wiped down the Blood pressure cuff, the counter, the door knob to the exam room and that was BEFORE the doc even came in..least she coulda done was do it after I left..hurt my feelins!)”

“I'll go with $100, Axel”

“bring it on hambone”

“(LOL, awww, don't worry, atleast it doesn't last too long)”

“ok, the question is....”

“This Roman emperor (famous for his gladiatoral games) had all of the dwarfs and cripples collected in the city of Rome and had them brought to the Colosseum, where they were ordered to fight each other to the death with meat cleavers.”

“OK”

“Nero”

“commodos”