Win Treebeard's Money!

“Some guy with a weird name”

“wise guy”

“:P at marko”

“and the correct answer is COMMODUS!

CARLETTLE YOU'RE THE WINNER!!!

sorry marko, we've got some fine parting gifts for you, including this 4' tall white, ceramic greyhound dog statue, and ofcourse, the home version of win treebeards money.

carlette, you should expect your 1200 check in the mail any day now!

thank you, and good night”

“I'd like to thank my mother..and my father, I suppose for giving me such a large IQ.,,,and every midget who died to make this show possible.”

“I wouldn't hold your breath Carlette, I thing Sacco is sending the check through DHL.”

“That was more than sixty seconds!!

Carlette, did you Google??”

“OH WAIT!!!

bring back the instant replay!


judges? (looks to the side}


i'm very sorry carlette, but as marko pointed out, you were 5 seconds too late!!!

{ripps giant cerimonial check out of her hands}

you both recieve the ceramic dog and a home version of the game. that's all.

sorry!

shut off the dam camera!”

“Oh well!!

The meat cleavers was a nice touch!!”

“figures....”

“I saw that crap on the History Channel but couldn't remember that A-hole's name.”

“bet you thought the Q was gonna be about bush or something huh?”

“hey tree, you're up”

“Bad day for me, Sacco. Getting ready to go back to searching for this (needle-in-a-haystack) freakin' document. I just took another break from it. I'm looking through 15 years of correspondence for something that could have been written at any point in between. I really have to get back on this.”

“what EVERRRR”

“Emperor Bush?”

“any body got any cards?”

“i could use some extra cash”

“me too ...all we need is a host.”

“I will host

what are we playing?”

“Can't play today ladies and germs....

It is time to go out in Djibouti town...”

“win treebeards money silly.

it's a cross between quarters, wheel of fortune, beer pong, and hide-and-go-seek.”

“A night on the town? Have a ball.”

“my dishwasher blew up last night...I really need to at the very minimum win a consolation prize.”

“be nice to me carlette, and i'll letya take second. heheheh”

“Indeed you have Carlette. Your consolation prize is an all expenses paid trip to the kitchen sink to wash your dishes by hand.”

“YIPPEEE just what I always wanted!!!! I can't believe it I can't believe it...*hyperventilating* New dish rags..OH MY GOD!!!”

“hide-and-go-seek?

ok I will hide you will find me


ok im hiding now!”

“don't forget, you'll still gotta claim your winnings on your taxes.”

“You could do as I do Carlette, and let them sit in the sink for a day or two in the hopes they'll get clean on their own.

Doesn't work at all, but it does cut down on the number of days when ya have to wash dishes.”

“my whinings?

Wonderful WINO !!!”

“my dogs do our dishes.”

“I don't have a dog or a dishwasher, but God dries my dishes. That's one bit of help.”

“well allah dries mine. i can tell when he's angry with me cause sometimes he puts extra spots on my glasses.”

“I don't mind hand washing...I'm just pissed that thing blew up. I want to snatch it out of the space and drag it to the street!”

“be careful, maple might be hidin in there”

“teeheee.......cant find me”

“maple...were you smokin behind my dishwasher last night??? %#$@#$@$@”

“what the hell are you talking about?”

“my riding lawnmower blew up too.

maple?


for real, it started on fire. it was pretty scary. had to use the fire extinguisher.

now i gotta pay the neighbor kid 10 bucks a week to mow until i get a new one.”

“What kind of gun will you shoot the washer with, Carlette?”

“Just buy a goat sacco, then you'll never have to mow the lawn again.”

“Except for a drill I'm unarmed....shall I begin rippin this dishwasher limb from limb to alleviate the aggrivation?”

“she lives in north carolina marko

the question should be what kinda gun won't she shoot at the washer with.”

“funny you should say that zac... funny indeed...


zac, when you headed down to the devil's land?”

“the question should be what kinda gun won't she shoot at the washer with.”
sacco
11:47:35 AM

lol..see I'm a smart southerner err redneck....I don't own a gun period for that very reason.”

“carlette is an unarmed carolinian?

what are you thinkin missy? what if the north invades again?”

“y'all invade all the time (I95 blows right thru my city) and I'm still here.”

“what are you thinkin missy? what if the north invades again?”
sacco

Line up with the rest of the OBXers and hold her palm out for some of those Yankee dollars.”

“what is OBX ?

is that like an OBGYN?”