If you're going to make me a girl, do it right...

“The bleach blonde mullet had to go, and I prefer *Sparkley* Eyeshadow....



Pink is my color, don't you agree?”

“your the man er girl willie--”

“Get out of the cantina whilst you still can crawl!!”

“It is a good thing you are Blind, or you would have a terrible self image problem.”

“I am not in the cantina today! I just thought that I might as well have fun with that dumb picture. The mullet just don't cut it.”

“Not really blind. Just stole the name from a Bobby Dylan tune.”

“Not blind today?

How about a nice Billy Ray mullet?”

“I am all good on the mullet (see comment two up), however, I am kinda flat.


I NEED SOME BOOBS! ”

“Big Willie McT, Now that's no way to treat a lady.

I love my blonde hair. You made me cry calling it a mullet.

I'm sure there are plenty of real men on TT who know how to treat a lady.”

“Yeah, but none of 'ems up yet.”

“Lol, Hello "NC GIRL"

how are you today?”

“Don't try to kiss my southern butt after that mullet comment.

Too little, ... too late!”

“Bleh. Mullets.”

“http://www.thebackpacker.com/pictures/users/kitt24/u9jg43gx/fl6q3ciy5s9.jpg

Which one looks better, the purple/pinkish, or the white trash bleach blonde mullet?

The vote must start nnow”

“I like the mullet best.”

“Damn, I gotta stop drinking! The DTs are getting worse all the time.

(RETCH!!!)

OMIGOD, IT'S STILL UP THERE!”

“Pixie, a mullet? ca'mon! yuck.”

“i got to tell ya...I hate mullets...but...
i like the mullet better too.

sorry.”

“come on Gem.... Mullets are gawd aweful, a$$ ugly!!!!

I am one sexy Beeyotch with the purple hair and spakley eyes....”

“purple.....the perm on the mullet pushed it way beyond ass ugly.”

“LMAO.... Yes ma'am. I concur.

More like hairy ass-chunk wad kinda F-ugly...”

“alright, just because you have such pretty eyes. I really love the way you accented your eyes.”

“Oprah said years ago.."GIRLS BLUE EYESHADOW IS OUT!"”

“But Carlette, I'm a boy, so I can get away with it, especially with *Sparkles*



I am so tired
I can't type. less than normal”

“Same rule applies BW doesn't matter if you have willie or not! Gotta follow the rules man...errr...woman...errr..dude....whoever.”

“so, then, what colors are "IN?"

I will work on it some more so that I meet up to Oprah's standards for being a sexy B@TCH.”

“LOL.....try the demo...

http://www.makeoversolutions.com/MOS/index2.jsp


I don't know why youre in Africa or what you do...but don't let me see you on national news at getting booted for visiting this link...lol”

“Ugh.... I think that I will not touch that link....

Thanks for the warning, I have been throuwing flags all night!”

“actually I have to take Blind Ones side there for a sec. It's sparkley purple eyeshadow...and it looks rather stunning.

Carlette...what's the matter? Sometimes we just have to admit if someone is prettier then us.

ROFLMAO

carlette hey...btw...how was your trip? didn't see a TR. lazy ass...”

“(read this in a "BIG HAPPY FAGGY VOICE)

Honey thanks you so much fo tellin' like it is girlfriend. I know that I am a BEAUTIFUL woman that many people lust and desire for.

One day honey, I teach you every-thing- I -know about what a MAN wants!

(I FEEL A LITTLE SICK)

NEED SLEEP”

“OMFG!!!!!
I never wanna hear it again!!

I am leaving now...
This is just tooo #&%!$ing much!!”

“lmao”