I need help

“I am on a twentyfour hour post right now, and it is LATE. PLEASE, insult me, amuse me, abuse me, beat me, spank me, talk dirty to me, just KEEP ME AWAKE!!!

~BW.... With some heavy eyelids and almost six more hours to go.”

“Drink more coffee! And answer your email! LOL!”

“I can tell you what not to do. Don't push a bunch of chairs up to a table and crawl up there to take a snooze out of sight. It doesn't work!”

“Just think about why God gave you such a little pecker. That should keep you up. If just a wee bit anyway”

“Pot of coffee and go yanky your wanky.”

“The coffee is no good in this heat.


There is nothing wrong with my little pecker!

Why is Hyway thinking about my pecker?


I think Nigal has the best Idea...

~Be back in a few.

~BW wanky spankey”

“Sorry dude, but a name like Blind Willie? Might as well call yourself 3rd eye blind”

“there you are talking about my willie again. You are a flirt, bigtime.”

“LOL!”

“


Talkin' bout a blind mans willie. That just gay.”

“Hey, you can double your target opportunities if you bat for both teams”

“Wouldn't yanking your wanky just make you really tired afterwards? Don't do it!”

“Actually a tepid coffee will cool ya down. Look how many middle easterners drink it.”

“Nigal, they drink that because the water ain't worth drinking.

When I go to town, NEVER drink the water.... You will get the "Bubblegum" Sh@ts. NOT GOOD>

The only thing safe to drink is the beer. Gotta love that!”

“you'd could have the best of both beer and water....Coors Light.”

“that is where we have a problem. Small selection and they all cost 1000 djiboutian francs ($6) I usually go withthe Heineken.”

“Sorry Willie but I can not comment on your Heine. Wouldn't be prudent...”

“yeah, you talk about a dudes wanker one time and he calls you gay sheeesh”

“you did it twice! Once......
”

“Well twice is a bit gay...”

“Iced coffee? Used to be very popular in the US.

Go down to the flight line and ask the pilots for what they use.”

“They sleep all day.....

That's why the can stay up all night.

HAHAHA”

“Four more hours......”

“http://www.womenbehindbars.com/

”

“uh oh this officially just became the wanky panky thread...lol”

“I am sure that I will get the "ACCESS DENIED" on that one. Thanks though.


It all helps.”

“Crap, didn't mean to make it THAT big, but I figured a bored serviceman could handle a big pus*y.....”

“I do believe some pilots are issued low doses of methamphetamines for long flights...I wouldnt try it. How about a pinch of instant coffee grounds in the cheek or drops of tobassco on the tongue, that always worked for me. A dip of copenhagen worked too, though I was then tired and nauseaus...”

“They used to be, but we all get tested for that she-it now. You have to becareful about what kind of "work-out" medications you take too.”

“Just slap yourself in the face from time to time”

“*SMACK!*
























*SMACK!*



















*SMACK!*



This game sucks man! Gysgt is passed out on the rack over there, maybe I should go smack him. I'm sure that would wake me up....


LOL just thinking about it...”

“access denied”

“Three more hours....”

“Sorry, it's cartoon bunny rabbits killing themselves in funny ways.”

“SS, funny stuff.

BW pushups? Side stradle hop?”

“Hey just be happy about the time difference and the fact that when your working late we’re just getting started. It sucks for me on the weekends because the Jewish boards I go on are DEAD because everyone here is shut down for the Sabbath and the ones in Israel are still shut down for the Sabbath. Can't even get any good Israeli radio.”

“Can't even get any good Israeli radio - Nigal

Now that's something you don't hear everyday.”

“Nigal, try a little Mexican Radio.”

“I've tried that Marko but all the little radios are made in China. All the Mexican radios I've found have been on the big side.”

““Can't even get any good Israeli radio - Nigal

Now that's something you don't hear everyday.”

I was really surprised how little we Americans know and understand about Israel. I like talk radio but I am just so turned off by American political commentators. On Israeli National Radio they have a conservative rabbi named Tovia Singer that is so damn funny. He talks like a typical NY Jew too..."Listen precious, can we talk? It's just me talking to you. Sharon is crazy. I'm plotsing! Oy! Listen kendala, can we talk?". LOL!

http://www.israelnationalradio.com/”

“I had a witty comeback with the old SNL coffee talk folks, but am drawing a complete blank on the names of the characters. The little hampster in the wheel isn't running fast enough in my head this am.”

“Methamphetamines distributed to pilots was mentionned as a factor in the bombing death of four Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan, BTW.

Anyway, good luck.”

“wwwwomenbehindbars.com

Why am I still capable of being surprised?

Dunno, I just dunno.”

“


"Honesty is the key to unlock the door to my world where you will find a true friend, confidante and lover. I am very loving, caring, compassionate, sensitive, understanding, open-minded and adventurous. Loyalty and true devotion are my strongest points. I enjoy nature, swimming, gardening, cooking, playing with children, running barefoot in the park and flying a kite on a windy day. I'm looking for someone who is open minded and nonjudgemental."

I do worry that honesty is an issue for a con though.
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“A GREAT BIG THANKS to all who helped keep me up last night! It was fun and a little weird. Just the way I like it.

Sorry to Hyway for calling him gay, but hell, he did ask about my willie at least twice....

See you guys in a couple days...

~Blind Willie McTell”