UT Announces New Stadium

“After 11 arrests in 13 months the University of Tennessee has relocated its football program to a new stadium.....

Attendance for home games may go down a little bit if they do this.
”

“About a month or two ago one of the TV announcers in B'ham started his newscast with, "The University of South Carolina football team has now tied UT....in arrests. For those keeping score at home it's now 11 to 11."”

“I was there last May.

Great location!

You'll have to get used to the smell of bird crap.”

“ESPN was reporting the field would not be grass or Astroturf but cardboard due to the fact UT always looks better on paper.”

“"...on paper"

You mean like a "rap sheet"?”

“TD - you left out the Krispy Kreme there at the corner south of the stadium.”

“Keep up Mark.”

“;)”

“Rocky Top, you'll always be
a pile of $hit to me,
Up on Rocky Top,
Go to Hell Tennessee.

Ahh, the good ole days in the UA student section.”

“dh, is UA Alabama or Auburn”

“Auburn is AU - Auburn University.”

“If any more of their players get arrested, they won't need a stadium as they may not have enough players to field a team.”

“Teflon Phil will get them out of jail.”

“oh ok, so you went to Bama where coaches get in trouble instead. You would think they would know better since their older ;)”

“Don't recall any arrests of coaches. If you're referring to our coach of 2 months that got caught in the titty bar, well, he didn't do anything illegal. Embarrassing yes, illegal, no.”

“actually that isn't embrassing at all, very typ for the age...lol”

“Strange......

dayhiker always crows about this time of year.

Long about the third week in October we don't hear anything from him.


Oh, wait....

that's because he is at home crying in his beer because UA got beat again.”

“I hope to be crying in my beer in the Smokies at Footballapalooza with chili, arc, cocoa, nigal, dunadan, and others.
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“when is footballapalooza this year, is it posted yet? I think Cocoa needs backup this year”

“I am SO looking forward to footballapalooza this year.”

“In order to match the Vol Navy, a select group of top Bama students was assembled to come up with a solution. Not since the end of the Cold War has there been such a blatant example of one-upsmanship between two hated rivals.

Vol Navy


Bama Navy

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“ROFFLMDAO!”

“Cocoa sent me that pick, only, seabass had on MSU gear.

OPIE - we're looking at the weekend of 10/23.”