Wearing Butt Floss At Work Is Not A Good Idea

“Nope....it isnt. Just thought I'd share the results of today's expiriment :D”

“What about sharing a pic?

Help me out people...do I really want to see one?”

“You must be doing it all wrong.”

“Butt Floss & Bacon Rings don't mix?”

“I'm not so sure sharing the results of the experiment is a good idea either.”

“That's funny? It works for the women who work for me at the office.”

“Mabey you had it on backwards ?”

“SC is hosin' the board.....”

“TMI”

“Bad morning visual....”

“There's this girl at work. Wears butt floss. Skinny. Cute. Total Jesus Freak.

It's so bizarre, and so totally not fair. I want my butt floss girls to be a little on the trashy side.”

“Don't despair Dawgie, religious conviction can be a fleeting thing.

There may be hope for this chick yet.

Just how do you know about the butt floss?

Does she drop a lot of things on the floor?”

“Hey TD..

Maybe you should do a DFMEA on Butt Floss.”

“MarkO: Yeah.. she does the usual tease (they can say what they want -- it's on PURPOSE)... You'll be sitting there, trying to work -- and they walk by with the thongs up over their hips, and the pants down below their hips, and a shirt just short enough to make sure you notice.”

“It's a good thing you guys don't teach high school.”

“... they ALL know to the mm how much skin is shown and they know to the penny how much it's worth.”

“Gremlin: oh trust me.. my daughter just graduated from HS.. and she's a cheerleader, got lots of cute friends and we have a pool in the backyard.. got all those images in your mind?”

“u just don't know how to wear it...
you'll learn. tssheee tssheee

TD: you sick little puppy!
last edited: 5/26/05 8:19:20 AM”

“gemini: lmbo.. that image was for gremlin's benefit.. not mine.”

“hey TD, when's the next party?”

“Gemini: I've never seen you in a thong -- but I doubt my heart could take it.

Sacco: Whenever. We are always having people over.

ok.. I'm outtie.. got work to do.. laterz.”

“Bow-bow Dawgie!!!

I'm at a university and I see lot's of thongs displayed in that manner.

We have 'em from all continents and in many lovely colors and shapes.”

“commando”

“just remember- never go commando in another man's fatigues.”

“Would you like to retract that statement, Sackman?”

“why?”

“It's a funny thing to say”

“so what am i, a clown to you?”

““so what am i, a clown to you?”
sacco
10:41:24 AM
5/26/05
ignore this user

Are we supposed to answer that?”

“not if you don't want me to go all joey P. on yo' ass and stab yous with a pencil in the ear.”

“Stick it in his eye”

“Spirit, you have start the most unusual threads.

TownDawg, I'm frightened now. ew!

I don't understand any trend where someone would want their underwear showing. Guys and girls. Can you say "trashy"?”

“When I went to the Scout office the other day to sign my son up for Cub Scout day camp, the pretty young black girl who took my information had a thong on.

I tried really hard not to stare. She probably keeps guys from staring at her thong by wearing that push-up bra and plunging neckline.

It was almost more than my heart could take.”

“.. how sad.

We gotta set up a trip to Québec next FYAO, guys. We'll do the Montréal terasses in the summer when the winter fur is shed (no fur anymore anywhere, BTW).

Vive la différence.

Get thee behind me, Satan, I mean Towndawg.”

“As a religion professor once said,

"Get thee behind me Satan....AND PUSH!"”

“I totally agree Pixie.”

“Confederate Railroad

I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild
Mom and dad had a plan for me
It was debutantes and a set of needs
But I like my music, oh, I like my women wild

(Chorus)
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side

You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
The said, "Well, pardon us, so, she ain't no kid
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig."
I said, "I know dad, ain't she COOL! That's the kind I dig."

(Repeat chorus)

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold
I like brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
They say that opposites attract. Well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side”

“Wha' is "butt floss"???

LOL”

“You guys have no culture. How can you not appreciate a rhyno in a thong?”

“Hmmmmmmm......mebbe "butt floss" is that something just to right of coffee cup on said individual's desk?

Yea...that stuff...

Krakatoa East of Java???

LOLOLOL”

“Ever heard of the thong shot referred to as Whale Tale?”

““Spirit, you have start the most unusual threads.
pixie
12:00:40 PM
5/26/05
ignore this user

Thanks, I have very interesting days :D”

“Hobbit, 'Access denied'.”

“That's a shame Gem. It's a touching testament to the value of a black light and sexy underwear.”

“hobbit check again thats Grem, not Gem ;)”

“why is it such a big deal.. I wear them all the time. I figure that wearing a thong eliminates more material that eventually migrages north anyhow. Much more comfortable. However about showing them?. I wear pants (mind you no panty lines!) How can you see them!”

“hahahahah...it was't me...it wasn't meeeeeeee”

“Sorry Gemini.... case of mistaken identity? Or perhaps my 45 year old eyes are getting bad from.... uhhh.... ummm..... well, nevermind. Just keep ya pants on folks, and nobody will get hurt.”

“You'll go blind doing that.”