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“Document Object Model?

I'm there!”

“hopefully we can manage them embear”

“LOL bit. I bet you are. Hee hee”

“I'm a DOCM but I won't be there”

“embear, we won't go thru Gatlinburg”

“sassafras..back to kayaking..there really isn't anything local that i find that exciting i usually go to wv if i am looking for a trip. for recreation i put in anywhere around here”

“Whats the C for HOI?”

“how old are you, woolcap, if you don't mind me asking? just wondering, it's my standard question.”

“check your email lyra for your first clue”

“Ewker says he's flying me down if I make him cookies. I have 117 so far and am starting another batch. He hasn't returned any of my emails about when my flight leaves though....”

“LOL @ Sass”

“lmbo!!..

I got guesses on how old she is.. but I personally don't care if she is 104..

I won't go thru Gburg either.. I will drive thru Maryville.. and hope for not many crotch rockets when I come thru Deals Gap..

I'll do my best to get there about 9.. but you know how it is sometimes.. its the last 20 miles that always seems to take the l-o-n-g-e-s-t...
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“Woolcap is actually Tarp Rat. Tell us the TRUTH Lyra!”

“Sass, you are a nut!! haha, i just left the "S" off your name, and was getting ready to call you "Ass." LMAO! nothing personal!

i know how old she is, and YOU GUYS don't!!!”

“TD i would love to hear your guess. you are a secret detective so i am sure you can pinpoint it.”

“Wouldn't be the first time Lyra!”

“woolcap: *laughs *.. shoot as good as I am?? I'll have your high school annual picture in a few days.. ;)”

“damn highschool? i didn't think i presented that inexperienced. lyra holds my secret..”

“OK, so I am beginning to think you are a troll now woolcap. How come you keep changing your name? Now its in all caps? The only thing I can think of is that whoever is trolling is switching back and forth between names and couldnt remember the passwords for all. Am I right?

:)”

“Buddha Bear??? (kinda like saying "troll" in a different way) LOL!”

“Aw, I wish BB would come back. Its no fun around here without him....:) Or maybe he is back, just not under BB? You could be on to something here lizs.”

“Embear and others.. the girl is real.. I have irrefutable evidence.... It took a little detective work.. but I've taken all the clues.. and.. I guess her age to be ..

(suddenly two men in black coats grab TD, and take him away in a white van)”

“i am not sure why my name is in caps..probably cause i am forced to computer hop at work. not sure what it is all about but i am for real...”

“this should come with a disclaimer stating that is addictive and work might be sarcified to search the threads..disclaimer or no disclaimer i am hooked (aka unproductive at work)”

“you're a hooker? geez, this is going to be an expensive backpacking trip.”

“I thought DOM stood for "dawg oogly mans" ... what's all this modular furniture talk?”

“http://www.domdominion.com/ click at your own risk”

“hyway..bring your $1's;)”

“should I bring my Big Agnes chair kit for a lap dance?”

“hyway - isn't it a little weird to name Mr. Happy a female name? Agnes, come now.”

“"Agnes, come now."
dayhiker
3:06:28 PM
5/26/05
ignore this user

Are we still talking about DOM? :gasp:”

“Agnes, come now.

maybe after the lap dance”

“I wondered what the reaction would be if I threw that softball out there. Good ones.”

“Not on the shoes! Not on the shoes!”

“embear - the C is for "crotchety"”

“When my brother in law was in the 8th grade he was in the state spelling bee. In about the 3rd or 4th round the word he was given was "crotchety." He's blond and very fair complected. We could see his ears and cheeks turn blood red in about a half a second. He couldn't get his composure back and missed the word.”

“poor kid”

“It was hilarious.”

“Sass, flight info on the way.”

“Towndawg. He has a reputation of doing hikes way above himself and those newbies he is taking. TD hasn't been on the trail in like 2 years and isn't fit for active duty on the trail.

I say stay off the trail altoghther...theres ticks and chiggers and skeeters (oh my) in them thar woods. Instead come float with me and enjoy the luxery of wearing that thong bikini and swimming in water that will refresh you and perk you up in many ways and I can spread warm oil on your hard tanned body.”

“sorry stikmon...smokies it is for me. i am sure TD will do me right”

“Welcome from an occasional poster. Like you I am planning my first real backpack trip.”

“dizzydana..it is reassuring to see another newby. where are your ventures taking you”

“I am in Northern CA, most of my hikes ahve been dayhikes along the coast. I am just now getting into it. I have been camping a few times now.”

“wc - if camping with td be sure to bring your ear plugs”

“lmbo!!!!... thanks.. HOI, and stikmon.. what are friends for.. ;)


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“Stikkie hasn't hiked with me in like two years.. and it's my fault -- cos I tend to go east.. and he lives northwest of me..

As for HOI.. heh.. ok. I am the king of snoring.. we all know that.. but I typically set up back in the woods a little.. besides.. has there EVER been a bear attack on any of MY backpacking trips??

;)

Anyways.. naw.. woolcap seems like a nice girl.. have enjoyed throwing some emails back and forth.. she's serious, not just a troll.. even owns a kayak..

So hey.. lighten up.. you guys are just jealous cos she is willing to go backpacking wiff the likes of me and the crew I typically hike with.”

“hog on ice thanks for the warning..i will be sure to remember ear plugs;) just kidding TD..morning everyone!”

“WTF do you mean the type of crew you hike with. There is nothing wrong with me. I swear I didn't do it. How many times do I have to tell you that. She was already dead when I found her. I have no clue how my knife found its way into her open chest when the heart use to be.”

“wc - he wasn't kidding about the earplugs. It's actually fairly common to bring earplugs.”