Paris Hilton and Hambugers...

“I love the fair tax. The poor hardly get touched, unless they aren't really poor and are buying luxuries with drug money.”

“This temporary situation is due to sunset in 2010, but if the seventeen or eighteen families who continually push to get it renewed (pehaps permanently) get their way your children and grandchildren will pay a hefty price (or the United States could simply default on its obligations to the Japanese and the Chinese).

You'll notice that the proponents never offer any sort of compromise, to put any sort of cap on it... not even 20, 50 or 100 million dollars. It's always an issue of "principle" --- because They Want It ALL, baby!”

“Paris Hilton or a hamburger?

I'd like mine with mustard, onions and pickles, please.”

“well i have heard of strawberries and whipped cream before, but whatever floats your boat, man.”

“Paris Hilton with Arby's sauce and potato cakes... hmmm....


nah -- !

(I will have the potato cakes, though, thangyouverramuch)”

““well i have heard of strawberries and whipped cream before, but whatever floats your boat, man.”
hyway

That meant I chose the hamburger.”

“do you really expect me to believe that if you were on the trail and ran across Paris Hilton doing trail magic, but she was horny and short on time. She says to you, "I am just wrapping it up here, so I can cook you a burger or we can have sex, but I only have time for one or the other."

And you are going to ask her if she has mustard, onions and pickles. I call foul, 15 yards for truthmasking.”

“These days they don't say 'censored' they say 'redacted' ...”

““do you really expect me to believe that if you were on the trail and ran across Paris Hilton doing trail magic, but she was horny and short on time. She says to you, "I am just wrapping it up here, so I can cook you a burger or we can have sex, but I only have time for one or the other."

And you are going to ask her if she has mustard, onions and pickles. I call foul, 15 yards for truthmasking.”
hyway

Dude, can I have some of whatever you're smoking?”

“YAz... redacted: highlighted with that black magic marker.”

“sorry geo, I thought that was the offer you were selecting from when you chose the burger? I was just wondering if you were choosing that choice because you are a decent moral citizen or because you just want to look like one ;)”

“Three #&%!$ing days. They should have let her starve herself - anyone see other people getting out after three days because they sulk?”

“She was turning all black and blue from the bed quality. Sorta like the princess and the pea...”

“She'll eventually run over and kill someone at this rate.”

“i just read a quote from her that said "i have my family, friends, and fans to support me?...fans??!!, WTF does she have fans for??!!!...she doesn't do anything

i've been scratching my head about her "celebrity" for a long time
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“Why is Paris Hilton on the front page of almost every news publication that exists? She has now superseded immigration, global warming, North Korea, Darfur, and the war in the Middle East. Are we really so bored with the other things that we have nothing better to talk about?”

“it's only because she is such a talented entertainer.


that's so lame they let her go..
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“I am sure she serviced the judge...”

“she's under home arrest - with an ankle bracelet - new jewlry for her!”

“She's a 'Tax Brake Tragedy'.”

“Perhaps it's time for Britney to shave her head again.”

“The serial life...”

“I have heard she was released after her psychiatrist talked with her. Paris probably threatend to shave her head. That's why they had to release her.”

“Yea, I think the "medical" problems are fake "mental" problems. What a load of crap. And what a bad message this sends.”

“Wall St. has been going down with Paris, Free Paris!!! I've been looking down from my window.”

“Is Paris burning?”

“Really makes the justice system something to be proud of, eh?

Liberty and justice for some!”

“justice system sucks from top to bottom”

“Silly people, we have the best Justice system money can buy.”

“Seems to me that if she wasn't mentally fit to be in prison then she should have been taken to a secure psychiatric location to serve her sentence.”

“Sorry your honor, but I can't stay in jail. I have to go pee pee.”

“LOL...years ago we had a waste of human flesh who was going to be sentenced to 25 years in the Federal Pen.

When he was given his moment to speak to the Judge he said,"Yo honr, I can'ts ..can'ts do 25 years."

The judge responded, "Do as many as you can."”

“Man, I hope they at least commute her sentence to 500 hours of community service at LA's finest soup kitchen, or picking up trash on the side of the highway or something!!!

This woman is a waste.”

“NAh Rosey I want them to say, GREAT, we will BUILD you a Prison in your house.

Take the TV and all the STUFF except for what you would have in a prison, staff it with Guards....charge her for all of it.”

“Yeah, like that would actually cost her anything -- I can see it now -- the new season of the Simple Life: Paris goes to jail...

(Incidentally, it'll probably have to be aired on HBO or something of the like due to explicit content...)”

“yea! up with people

this hollow vacous skank couldve had the WMD'S in her house and the judge wouldve been "aww thats ok just serve as many days as you can, you wonky eyed cokehed"”

“Loathing for Paris Hilton is one of the few things that conservatives and liberals can agree on.”

“who wouldve ever thought that paris would save the world?”

“I want a hug CB.”

“ok, but no backrubs”

“9/11 divided us, paris saves us

this chick is more reviled than bin laden, bill and hilary clinton, shrub, hitler, OJ, s-rge, darth vader, the guy who played darth vader in the prequels, and the guy responsible for the heidi bowl, combined.


on the bright side, to her spoiled little brat ass, it was probably absolutely horrifying, her own private dachau (not that she knows what dachau is or ever heard of it, but you know. shes probably all "awww dachau, thats like a mini weiner dog. thats so hot")”

“sorry to be the voice of reason here...

why does everyone hate her so much? ya, she's not too bright, but it's not her fault she was born rich and people follow her every little move.

i hope she gets the peace she needs.”

“That proves it.

sacco is EVIL.”

“Heard from a radio talk show that Paris was going to make two million dollars for her stay in the pen. 1 million for some exclusive t.v. talk show...and the 2nd million for some magazine....People or US etc. That's about $100,000.00U.S per day in the penitentiary....not bad.”

“Sorry sacco, but I respectfully disagree....


She is the only woman I can think of that deserves to be called the "C" word.

It had to be said.”

“Sacco, she is above the law.”

“Stanlee...I think there is a Law in California that prohibits profiting from criminal activity. I sure hope there is.

The really sad thing here is that once again we see the California Legal System making a mockery of Criminal Prosecution.

I am hearing she was crying and hitting the emergency call button....and threatening suicide.”

“oh come on people.
it's common knowledge that our justice system sucks and most criminals, if they get caught, if they get sentenced, do far less time than they're sentenced for.

what has she done to anyone on here? why do you all hate her soooo much?”

“It's because she's a princess and we're not. ;)”