Paris Hilton and Hambugers...

“Hey guys...want to know how she got 3 days in a really short time....LOL....

West coast law here, she showed up for jail five minutes before MIDNIGHT....so she got credit for that FULL DAY (LOL)...then she stayed a day (FULL DAY) then she...(and this is the hoot) leaves 5 minutes after midnight....ANOTHER FULL DAY>>>>>”

“i wondered what was up with showing up at just short of midnight”

“There was an 'entertainment' reporter raising hell about her being locked up and I must admit I got a little steamed. Old Anderson Cooper din't call him on any of it.  I heard a little more sanity just now.... 'Poor Paris' is being replaced with 'you can't cry your way out of jail' along with a discussion of how many people are killed by drunk drivers.

Right on, Steve. I've had to piss in a jar more times than I can count for various jobs --- It's her turn to experience the the marvels of science applied to National Drug Policy. Test everything: blood, urine, hair and whatever else they have up their sleeves.

I think I'll do a quick search on 'withdrawal' and 'Sherlock Holmes'.... Oh Yeah --- the famous scene in The 7% Solution when the imaginary swamp adders come down the false bell-pull à la "The Adventure of the Speckled Band"....”

“Nicholas Meyer is a traitor and subversive infiltrator of sacred canon. His book should be banned from all access and the movie transferred to silver nitrate film so it can undergo the deterioration of all such egregious subterfuge.”

“WTF is Nicholas Meyer and why would he move you to such a bookburning furiousness? LOL


Thank you, Wiki.

Try not to freak out; it's just a movie, LOL


(hey --- I thought the even-numbered Trek movies were supposed to be the 'good ones'... VBG)
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“i just don't get what guys see in her. on a day-to-day basis i see women that are far more beautiful than she is. her behavior makes her even less interesting to me. i am not saying she is a hag or anything... clearly she is a beautiful woman... but i don't see what sets her aside as something special... and fortunately the judge in this case didn't see this as well.”

“Hey, my copy of The Complete Original Illustrated Sherlock Holmes [original typeface and illustrations -- just as they appeared in The Strand from July 1891 through January 1905] resides on my mantle along with The Complete Walker III, The Golden Hind, The Oxford Companion to Ships and the Sea, Medicine For Mountaineering, The More Than Complete Hitchhiker's Guide, A Field Guide to the Stars and Planets, Bored of the Rings, a four volume set of Castaneda, 8 or 10 hiking guides, The Mason Williams Reading Matter and Ulysses, but I try to keep things in perspective ---”

“Nicholas Meyer (7% Solution libeler and defamer) is the man who besmirched the reputation and integrity of the venerable beekeeper of Sussex. Of course Meyers waited until after Holmes had entered retirement and in fact died a natural death. Such "biographies" belong in the eternal Bog of Stench from which they emerged unwanted.”

“Dang --- VBG!”

“Rev...Holmes? you mean Sherlock...or Oliver Wendel?

Sherlock was a creation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle...if you want a hoot read about the time he tried to "kill" sherlock off....”

“The Incident at Reichenbach Falls was a clever ploy to allow Sherlock Holmes to carry out a number of covert investigations which were not chronicled, even by his trusty, and TRUTHFUL, biographer Dr. Watson. While it was distressing for Sherlock Holmes to promulgate such a ruse on his trusted friend it was absolutely essential for King and country.




Hey its a break from PH don't you know. :)”

“As a Holmes aficionado, I'm sure you're familiar with the film "They Might Be Giants". And I wouldn't be shocked if there was a meerschaum in a stand on the shelf and a deerstalker in the hall closet.

You might even scrape horsehair across perlon or gut-core strings tuned G-D-A-E on occasion.


(the Persian Slipper and its contents might be a bit of a stretch...)”

“I am more inclined to ruminate upon obtuse objects and ponder their previous owners.

and scratching the resined horsehairs would be precisely what it would sound like.

Unfortunately I have never aquired a deerstalker but the Inverness cloak has been object d'lust for many years”

“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Ut

My, this is just sad, AP photo guy has one of the most famous photos, and now he's taking photos of Paris.”

“maybe he'll get a similiar picture of paris”

“Don't feel too badly for him. He's crying all the way to bank. He just earned a promotion with residuals for that pic.”

“WELL back to the original Thread line....THANK GOD there is this coverage to add the proper "legal decorum" to this case

http://www.break.com/index/paris-hilton-super-fan-loses-it.html

LOL”

“It's 35 years to the day between the photos.
It's clear Paris isn't the only whore.”

“Indubitably ---

Deduction really is a lost art.  So very many people rely on induction and it lets them down time after time.  One might think they would catch on eventually.    Oy vey.

For Example --- the unesteemed Ms. Hilton has gotten away with doing whateverthehell she wanted for years and thought it would always be thus.

Induction hits a brick wall yet again.”

“I know this is old news, but its still funny as sht warning NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APqPQuaPEq0
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“here a hilarious response to SS by some white rapper guy. very eminemish
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“the best part wasnt SS's joke, but that the audience loudly cheered paris going to jail. there was another joke right before that, when she called tobey maguire a "famous vagina" now that was funny”

“Here's another one....

Vampires stay awake all night, therefore everyone in Korea is a vampire.



Hmmm.  Is "The Paris Parade" finally grinding to a halt?  That's probably too much to hope for.  Did you see the Paris Episode of South Park ---- Seriously Brutal wow.”

“cracka, please, its 145 in the afternoon here.

havent seen south park in a while. would love to see that episode, tho”

“What happened to Sarah?   She used to be such a nice girl!    LMAO!”

“For the Grand Finale, Paris got stuffed up Mr. Slaves ass like Limmiwinks the gerbil ---!

Pretty Severe!  LWTIME!


Yep... 2 pm there = 1 am here in Jawja (we still can't spell worth a #&%!$, LOL)”

“Speaking of vampires, it's about time for me to crawl back into my crypt...

Have a good one -- !”

“Someone explain to me why the media is going bonkers over Paris Hilton and what is going on in her life. I just don't get it the whole magnitude of it.”

“Um Phil, paying attention the the media starved Celebs keeps people from having to focus on their own failed lives. If Bubba and Bubbette see Little Miss WHINEY making such a fool of herself it makes the fact that they are failures seem all that more palatable.”

“yep..."oooh honey look how screwed up she is! see, we aren't so bad after all...!"”

“It's a little like watching a train wreck. I know I shouldn't watch, but........”

“

Paris fix for today. ;-)”

“AW CRAP...seems now she has "FOUND GOD!!!"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,280415,00.html”

“Good for her.
Now get back in your damn cell.”

“I kind of have to agree with Phil. I just don't get it.
I don't even watch it and I hear about it. Wherever I look...there it is PARIS!

Now I had to read that all here acting dumb was just an act? HAHAHAHAHA! I think I would say that too if I am caught being a dumbass!
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“Walters said Hilton has served nine days of her 23-day sentence and has 14 left. She is scheduled to be released June 25.

BAWBWA WAWA still hasn't got the news...45 days and she's done 9....she ain't gettin out on the 25th....”

“i believe that even tho her sentence is 45 days, she still gets a day off for each day of good behavior, hence she coulld get out after 23 days

i hate myself for knowing that”

“She's been in a total of what, about 2 days? I love the tone of the quotes...I'm not the same person I was since coming to the joint. The big house has changed me...for the better. Save the drama fo yo mama!”

“i love how she calls babwah collect from jail, to talk about her horrible ordeal, like millions of people every year dont go to jail, shes somehow special.

ya know, im really having a tough time learning my new job. maybe i should call babwa collect and we can talk about it”

“The only way an inmate is allowed to call out is to call collect. That is an accurate statement and SOP for correctional institutions. Occasionally for family members they may be allowed to use a calling card. But that would be the exception and very tightly regulated.”

“She doesn't have a high school diploma. That must have been part of the act.”

“oh i know thats the only way to call. im just amused by the fact that it was second nature to just call babwa, and that she even has her number, or that babwa would even take her call, like its news.

of course, we're all talking about her, so i guess it is news. but we're just doing it cuz we love to hate her, so its ok, right? right?”

“I wonder if she'll get any prison tats? A nice spider web on her elbow would be interesting.”

“im just amused by the fact that it was second nature to just call babwa, and that she even has her number, or that babwa would even take her call, like its news.
cRaSh BaNg
9:36:24 AM
6/12/07

But you have totally missed the point here. Anything, absolutely anything to distract from Rosie would be _NEWS_ as far as Babwa is concerned.”

“LOL...Loved HPM's response....All I would think of is the Good old southern response...

"Well Bless your heart darlin, now get back in the cell."”

“LOL

PARIS SUPERFANS

”

“wow thats worse than hyways anime convention”

“That guy joined up after hearing there were a TON of hot chicks supporting her royal highness.”

“Here, let me go ahead and sum it up for you....

"Ummm, it was really rough. The caviar was room temperature and I was scared I may get sick from it. I couldn't believe it when my water didn't have a slice of lemon in it, and they don't have any movie channels on the television."

END.”