Too much of that and you'll go blind!

“Hmmm, maybe those TTers who this would effect are having trouble seeing this thread.”

“Blind and limp is no way to go through life.”

“lol Y2!”

“The best way to avoid having to use this stuff in the first place is make make sure your partner helps you to make regular use of your plumbing. Not that I'm mentioning that for any particular reason...”

“In absense of a partner can this plumbing be kept in good shape manually Bison?”

“I would assume so, but I think it's best to have a partner and make sure that they understand the importance of helping you keep your plumbing in good shape.”

“Y2, are you suggesting that Bison should use a vacuum pump...lol”

“lol, better than going blind. I was more conductng my own reseach should I suffer a future doubt. I don't want to go blind. Though acording to the old wives' tale, carrying out this activity yourself will make you go blind anyhow. Where are my specs?”

“Performing this maintenance yourself will not make you go blind, or, uhhh, so I've been told by reliable sources.... yeah, so that is preferable to no maintenance at all.”

“My mother told me that pulling my pud would make me blind, so I only did it long enough to need glasses.”

“If that were true, the entire male population of the world would be blind by age 17.”

“holly crap...a "boys thread"

I am staying out of that one and sit back and laugh... heehee”

“I am already blind.... so WTF”