One small snip for man, one large snip f or 3 grand

“Yes, folks! Neil Armstrong is pissed! Hey Neil, at least he didn't use the scissors to extract a body part and sell that!

Perhaps, the conversation went like this:

Neil: Hey, I understand you sold my hair to some hair freak!

Barber: Yes! And I got 3,000 dollars for it!

Neil: You can't sell my hair!

Barber: Oh yes I can, you silly spaceman! Once it's on the floor of the shop, it's mine!

Neil: You'll hear from my lawyer.

Barber: Moohhaahaahaahaahaa!!


http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/space/06/01/armstrong.hair.ap/index.html”

“i didn't even realize that Neil had any hair left to cut, much less sell.”

“hey - it says the collector has hair from Marilyn Monroe too - wonder if its blonde?”

“LOL

very odd”

“Well, you know what they say, Roam. Hair today, gone tomorrow!

(hanging head in shame)”

“some people will buy anything.....

I got some djiboutian sand I'll sell you.

Well start the biding at 10000 Djiboutian Francs....”

“BWM, you need to say that a dying terrorist bled on that sand.”

“one small snip huh - I thought this thread was going to be about something else”

“Like what, HOI, hog nuts?”

“i thought the same thing, HOI!”

“Yeah, it does kinda sound like a bris!”

“Kenny Rogers Mountain Oyster Roasters........mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!”

“too funny.... all of you”

“Giant steps are what you take,
Walking on the moon
I hope my legs don't break,
Walking on the moon

--da Police”