The Spirit of Coyote

“Since becoming a regular at TT since May, I have seen a variety of topics/threads/ and posts by Spirit Coyote. I’ve attempted to weave them together, as it makes for a comical perspective on her input (or lack thereof) to this board. Personally, I'm going to miss the antics of SC.

The Spirit of Coyote.

I’m sitting here posting naked behind the locked door of my office at work. I am drunk with a python crawling where my shirt normally is. My tongue is green from eating dyed goldfish. I had to strip because my butt floss was getting in the way of the new rose bush I planted, in the barrel of the gun I want to pack, right next to my cans of Canadian beer that I want to try.
I came to work today in bare feet because sandals are not allowed and I did not feel like wearing shoes. I had a pair of pink Capri pants on however I remembered that those are also not allowed so I switched to my blue hospital pants. Did I mention that I am drunk?
I wanted to try the body shape diet, but after looking at myself naked I can’t decide on what body shape I am, therefore I will be returning the book I just bought. BTW I am not a Troll, do not have a Troll, or can describe what a Troll is when asked. Oh, and this has nothing to do with backpacking at all, just my attempt to blow off some stress from my daily aggrevations.”

“nice way to show character, dude.”

“meaning what hyway?

Everyone of us posts something lame on this site. Why is getting blown up in a crapper, or JJ showing her boob any different than posting about green dyed goldfish turning your mouth green. I was hoping people would see the humor that SC brings to TT. Obviously there is some histroy here that I am not aware of regarding her past posting habits.”

“Actually, I thought it was pretty damn funny.”

“Pak every few months someone feels the need to slam other posters for posting "off-topic" stuff that isn't anal rententively backpacking oriented.

Usually it gets personal and ugly.

Personally I thought Pakratz was just poking fun in a good natured way.
last edited: 6/03/05 1:19:04 PM”

“I like it.”

“another vote for 'funny' here”

“I do notice that most of the slammees are women.

Do some TTers have a misogyny streak?”

“my bad, dude. I thought you were busting on her.”

“awww.
whatta show of support.

hyway even got into big brother mode for the occasion.


violin, that's cause us guys duke it out daily on the fuego threads.”

“I'm not all Jackass. I just play one on TT :)”

“HPM, it is not off-topic posting but incessant posting.

No one was slammed,SCwastold what other people say behind her back. If you think that's mean or cruel good for you, think what you want man. I didn't call anyone any names or say anything that wasn't true, or that was intentionally spiteful.”

“And the award for best actor goes to...............

.........Hyway!!!!!!”

“Is SC leaving? The first posts seems to imply that.”

“Huh?
Did something happen today I don't know about?

That was just a very general observation of a continuing TT cycle Sass, not an attack aimed at anyone.
last edited: 6/03/05 1:37:17 PM”

“Thank you, Mark Antony”

“Apparently there has been some activity under the waters. SC posted earlier that she was leaving. I thought it was a joke, but later posts have shown that she seems to be serious (or a better actor than I)”

“I don't read everything here.

Sounds like I stepped in something I didn't intend to.”

“Sorry to hear it. On another thread I asked if she was the new maple. I was joking in case you're reading this SC.”

“Yeah, I'm going with that story today too. ;)”

“I think it stemmed from the joke thread about joining a club for people against all the silliness on TT. It turned into a very hateful thread, and DizzyDana resurrected it which may have set it off again. Thats just my opinion.”

“Glad I missed the thread then.”

“yikes.
Step away from the keyboard HPM....”

“Nope. Unless I missed something too. I think I'm the culprit. I even got nominated as TT snob of the year, (don't worry my feelings aren't hurt). But really, back to SC...this is about her.”

“Why can't it be all about me for once?

Prolly 'cause the thread will only get 5 hits.”

“HPM - re: the it's all about you thing, check out the kids say the darndest things thread.”

“what did i miss?

so SC is leaving cause she's jealous that sass and lyra are fighting over maple on this thread?

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/10461,1.php

BTW sass, pookie-wookie?

you calling maple a chewbacca?”

“Okay! HPM, you, you......








Man, I'm at a loss. Sorry.
WAIT! You design one nice T shirt! There ya go. Oh, and you make cute kids. So when are you and Treebait having another?
(bet you're sorry you asked now!)”

“HPM helped me redesign my bulldog site - which i'm slowing working on.”

“~sigh~
I dunno, that particular subject is all about Treebait.”

“lol, so we're on to Treebait then? Your all about HPM time was short!”

“i still wanna know why you called mapleleaf a chewbacca, sass.”

“LOL.
Yeah my 15 minutes looks more like 15 seconds.”

“I think it was this post: http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/38585,1.php#1187506


Personally… between the title of the thread, the author identification and the ignore feature, anyone who would avoid this place because of a single poster doesn’t belong here.”

“For once... and only once... I agree with VioLiN.

Look... I even used the correct capitolization.”

“Be very careful DeoreDX. He might wear off on you.”

“S.C.
' hope you stay on the TT.

I don't think I have written anything against your posts, but I'm sorry if I did. (”

“Yeah, I wouldn't avoid TT because of one poster. Actually, all of you make me want to hurl, but I'm a glutton for punishment.
:-D”

“you must be.

we have been trying to run you off TT for years.


i guess we are not vey good at it.”

“FUNNY. Great first post.”

“A haiku for her
The coyote girl we miss
Yips at lonely moon”

“Furthermore, fewer than half said they always washed their hands after defecating, with 16% admitting using rocks and snow instead of toilet paper."

Whats wrong with using rocks and snow instead of toilet paper? LNT man!”
Spirit Coyote
9:39:47 AM
6/10/05

LMAO
I knew you would not last long without us
:D~”

“She missed your stupid threads too much Maple. ;)”

“WTH?

are you kdding me?






LMAO
hush you trouble maker
last edited: 6/10/05 11:10:35 AM”

“what can I say? I thought about coming back as a troll- but then you all would of guessed it anyway...


I'm as good as a troll anyday :D”

“Is this Spirit's alter ego??

http://www.popcrunch.com/wrestler-sarah-whitaker-american-idol-video-audition-sarah-whitaker-american-idol-season-7-omaha-auditions/”