I need to get to Cali

“..anybody out there
going back to cali..
going back to cali..
I don't think so.”

“LMAO!!! i lost the song...u still have it??


I AM GOING TO CALI!!
WHOOOOOOOOOYEAHHHHHHH

WELL LAH DEE FREAKIN' DAH1!!”

“LL COOL J LYRICS

"Going Back To Cali"

I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. hmm, I don't think so
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. I don't think so

Going back to Cali, stylin, profilin
Growlin, and smilin, while in the sun
The top is down, on the black Corvette
And it's fly, cause it's sittin on Dayton's
Laurents steering wheel, plushed out, gold-leaf phantom top
and three girls waiting
VRRRROOM engine's blowin, the chrome, is shining
Passing all the cars on the way
Movement of the wind, back wheels spin
Pop in a cassette and push play

I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali - yea y'all, I don't think so
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali..

I'm going back to Cali, shakin 'em, bakin 'em
Takin 'em to spots they never before hung
?? the place, on Sunset it's a trip
Where the A.C.'s cold, and the girls still strip
The record skip, but this girl kept dancin
Prancin, grindin, grinnin, romancin
I asked her to the barn, so we could hit the hay
I wanna do this, Brutus, but I don't wanna pay

I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali - no man I don't think so
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali..
..

I'm going back to Cali, rising, surprising
Advising realizing, she's sizing me up
Her bikini - small; heels - tall
She said, she liked, the ocean
She showed me a beach, gave me a peach
and pulled out the suntan lotion
Now I thought that was fast, but this girl was faster
She's lookin for a real good time
I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise,"
and I ran away with the bottle of wine

I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. I don't think so
I'm going back to Cali, Cali, Cali
I'm going back to Cali.. I don't think so”

“Gem...I've been thinking. I feel it is imperative that you and Ruby have an official southern slang interpretor on this particular trip. Nevermind, those people from California thought I was from Alabama last time I was there....I can help greatly in this venture.”

“Stash away in Gem's bear can!”

“talking to you Carlette is like talking to a person with another language. I will learn...sooner or later I will learn what rat kills and #&%!$ mean...or what ever that was...”

“Gem...its "rat killin" SEE Y:ALL NEED ME!!!!”

“LMAO...
then there was "reckon"
and "reckin"

i have no clue what the hell she is talking about...lol”

“I don't know what Ruby's accent is like since I've never met her...but I've got a feelin we could turn out Cali between the 3 of us. Course last time I went was about the time those folk did that mass suicide coinciding with Hale Bop...my God I should have gotten there sooner and done a full on intervention.”

“Well being FROM Alabama won't Ihave better grasp at interpereting Southern Slang? Those NC'ers have a wierd slang of their own.”

“Obviously the only people who generally visit Cali are the metro's from Raleigh/durham area. The californian's didn't believe I was from NC...no lie..they swore up and down I was from Alabama or Mississippi...*shaking my head in disgust*”

“carlette, i had a client on the phone once...and he guessed...[roflmao] that I was from jamaica...now go figure!!

like i sound anything like i am jamaican. lol”

“WTF? I hope you told him he needs a hearing aid?”