Canadian Chainsaw Massacre?

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Here's the story.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8132799/”

“Never mind the bloody chain saw, he shouldn't have been let in the country with that hair!”

“He's got those weird popout eyes like the runaway bride!”

“I can't imagine someone looking at him and thinking nothing's amiss here. I hate to profile, but......


that guy looks like he ingested enough crack to keep a party going all night!”

“They did question him for two hours. I dunno if you can really fault the Customs and Border people. They tried, but found no reason to detain him. And like the guy said, they don't have the means to test a substance to see if it's blood or not.”

“I'm with Bit on this one.”

““Nobody asked us to detain him,” Anthony said. “Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up. ... We are governed by laws and regulations, and he did not violate any regulations.”

...Thank God!”

“I still believe there should be a law against that haircut though.”

“If you arrest everbody with a wild look and a bloody chainsaw and a sword and brass knuckles, would that be profiling?”

“But, but, but...people don't get murdered in Canada. They have gun control up there. It's safe there.”

“he killed the "chet atkins of minto"

that should get him some leniency in the sentencing”

“This is the second case of a violent Canadian ex-patriot in the U.S. in a week.

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/38610,-1.php”

“being bizarre shoukd be a reason for keeping someone out of this country-”

““being bizarre shoukd be a reason for keeping someone out of this country-”
fingerlakeshiker
7:12:42 AM
6/08/05
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If that were the case, most of the people who post on this board would need to be deported.”

“Let's move to Rockburn.

The dude was in the Minto Country Music Hall Of Fame.

Road Trip to Minto, anyone?
last edited: 6/08/05 7:33:11 AM”

“In retrospect, you guys are right about not detaining him, if nothing else, but for the lack of warrants or any other reason to hold him. I was more thinking that the presence of the blood would be enough of a red flag (pun intended! :) to possibly hold him, at least until it could be determined what the substance was.

In any event, I just think that Gremlin should keep a better eye on his students!”

“I believe the guy was hitch-hiking with all those sharp, pointy things.

WTF?”

“who would pick him up?

I didn't see anything in the article where it said he used the chainsaw as a weapon, but maybe his homemade sword wasn't enough to decapitate.”

“You're in luck when you've got a MacCulluch!!!

I like my Husqvarna”

“There’s something very cathartic about choppin’ wood. Wonder if it’s the same for bodies? I imagine it would depend on who it is, right?

Stranger; not so much. Mother in-law; very satisfying!”

““who would pick him up?

I didn't see anything in the article where it said he used the chainsaw as a weapon, but maybe his homemade sword wasn't enough to decapitate.”
hyway
8:48:53 AM
6/08/05
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We're talking Canada here. Wouldn't it be considered impolite not to pick him up?”

“Maybe Canadians frequently hitch-hike with chainsaws.”

“That's a distinct possibility.”

“Why not? As long as they bring beer, donuts and cigarrettes, everything is hunky dorry!”

“and bacon ... that canadian kind”

“I've seen Montanans hitchhike with chainsaws and rifles--but they didn't look like that guy!”

“And cheap, passable whiskey.

I tried some Old Forester Kentucky Bourbon last night, on the recommendation of my cousin. Yeowtch! Ruff stuff! I had about one swallow of Canadian Mist left, and I drank it right after the OF. Much, much smoother and tastier.”

“Right! And bacon..”

“I forgot about Montana!!

Don't forget the bar oil and fuel.”

“I enjoy a Molsens now and then. Hitch with some of that too”

“I'm sure Newgirl has picked up a few of those guys in her old neighborhood with all those cowboys, loggers and Montana-militia-types.”

“Yes, Hyway. Although I know Helinka would cringe at our taste for Moleys! I, personlly, love that cream ale. Yum!”

“As Jerry Clower says, "The McCullough people recommend that you do not use their product in that manner."”

“Poor Marcel...”

“I don't care for Molsen beers and ales anymore.

Most of those Canadian beers are piss-weak.”

“Good God, man, do you want to start a war or something?”

“Unibroue MarkO. Unibroue. Halfway throught the first glass your nose goes numb.”

“Bit, ... Duh! It's already started. These are their lead elements. The Britis.. Canadians are coming! To arms!

Do you want your kids growing up polite?

Do you want your grandchildren to go around saying "eh" every other word?

Do you want to join the organ-eye-zation?

Join the resistance. Stop the insidious Canadian invasion. And, outlaw chainsaws while there's still time!”

““I don't care for Molsen beers and ales anymore.

Most of those Canadian beers are piss-weak.”
MarkO
9:27:14 AM
6/08/05
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“Good God, man, do you want to start a war or something?”
bitpusher
9:28:26 AM
6/08/05
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Keep your mouth shut MarkO. Upstate NY may be where the Canadians invade first. Especially since we have some highway and trail signs that are already half English and half French.”

“My current favorite beer comes from Saratoga.

I can retire to Rockburn with my chainsaw and still sneak across the border for beer re-supply.”

“Especially since we have some highway and trail signs that are already half English and half French.”
lumberzac

That must make them hard to understand.”

“Just about any sign in English is already half-French anyway.”

““My current favorite beer comes from Saratoga.

I can retire to Rockburn with my chainsaw and still sneak across the border for beer re-supply.”
MarkO
9:35:12 AM
6/08/05
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What's the name? I could pick some up for you the next time you come up my way or I head down your way.”

“Dang, Zac's a rum runner!”

“Pah, they've already invaded eastern Michigan.”

“Mendicino Brewing Co. makes a nice India Pale Ale......White Hawk.

Thanks, but it's available in several store in the Baltimore area.

Yes, it's true........I'm a hops head.”

“Just be sure if'n ya try to sneak over the border with your Husky in your pants ya turn the thing off first Mark!”

“Yeah, and that fuel and bar oil is pretty stinky too.”

““Dang, Zac's a rum runner!”
Geobeet
9:39:22 AM
6/08/05
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They call me The Beer Baron.

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