Hi i'm mapleleaf...

“Hi i'm maplelelaf and I am a Licensed Wildlife Rehabilitator


intereview went great!!!

I will get my wildlife rehabilitation license in 30 days.

now I am on to getting my Wildlife Rehabilitator license for Raptors

I am so happy :D”

“I found a dead red shouldered hawk a couple of weeks ago.

Can you do anything for the bastard?”

“Congrats
”

“Maybe you can put your skills to work at Harriman, mapleleef.”

“Congrats! What's the best way to get the monkey off a possum's back?”

“Mo' Possum !!!!!”

“Congratulations!”

“Maybe you can rehabilitate some of the people on this board : )”

“naw, i like some of them just the way they are.
like one big disfunctional family”

“hey maple...CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU. [If i could sing...i would sing you a song right now...but I can't]

ewww...i love those stupid pictures:
”

“umm FYI he is dead gem.

does the cangrads still count?


LOL im bad”

“How long before you have bags of dead, rotting animals all over the backyard?”

“can not put them in my compost. LOL
will have to send them to Albany NY”

“Want Pataki's address?”

“LOL your bad”

“So, do you have like a 12 step program for these animals?”

““can not put them in my compost. LOL
will have to send them to Albany NY”
mapleleaf
1:33:42 PM
6/08/05
ignore this user

Nope sorry, we in upstate decided we don't want them.”

“Ship the dead criiters to Staten Island!















Oh wait.

You're already in Statne Island.







Send them to Cape Cod!”

“no ship them to PARK SLOPE”

“Congratulations Maple leaf! =D

Can you rehab my husband's stupid dog? She's wild and needs some counseling I think. It's a mental thing, not physical.”

“chop em in little pieces and put them down the garbage disposal....thats what I did with my ex......i mean...


um maybe I shouldn't say that here?”

“Probably not...lol...”

“Can you rehab my husband's stupid dog? She's wild and needs some counseling I think. It's a mental thing, not physical.”
Sassafras
1:06:03 PM


if it runs in the family, like father like dog then you are on your own”

“Congrats. Owls are the mostest fun. We could call you Scratchy.

Or maybe snakes. Have you given that any thought?”

“How does one rehab a snake??

Do ya get him back on his feet again??”

“Nope, no seizures from Birch, thank God! Just bionic mouth syndrom, lol.”

“LMAO”

“Congrats maple!”

“hey its the pixie killer
how ya doin?”

“What Mr. Hyde is demonstrating is that he has developed a penchant for meowing at various times during the night, and especially at about 4 in the morning. Is there anything you can do to, er, for him??”

“Bucket of water?”

“Has Mr. Hyde been fixed?”

“I've been trying rolled up socks. But now he knows he'll get hit, so he stays under the bed and meows, then runs like hell out the bedroom door, then meows some more.”

“Yes, fixed. But needs to be, well, educated now....”

“Somebody finally let you out bit?”

“WiFi is beautiful...”

“...yet smelly....”

“Congrats, Maple !!
While down in the Florida Keys a few years ago, I found an Osprey that had clipped a power line and had a broken wing. Myself and another motorist gathered him up and found a vet nearby. Dr. Green in Marathon, I think. He also was aspiring to be a Wildlife Rehabilitator. Folks like you are much needed!!!!! GOOD LUCK in your new field.
Trekker”

“thanks everyone.

:)”