Life in George Bush's Texas

“I'll stop on the way and apologize to the Texicans.”

“That could have been a lot of folks' mom/grandmom, lol.”

“You may run low on paint due to your broad brush.   We may have an XL under every shrub, but gimme a break.

I'll leave the California Jokes to them.”

“Maybe Cliff has bush or, uh, brush fires on his mind.

Do they have bushes in California anymore or have they waxed all the foliage?”

“Now Cal jokes, those are far to easy.”

“Too funny. I picture Granny from those old Bugs Bunny cartoons.”

“FORT WORTH -- An aspiring record label owner is singing the blues after he was arrested last week for allegedly trying to pass a $360 billion check at a Fort Worth bank.

Employees at the Chase Bank at 8601 S. Hulen St. grew suspicious after seeing all those zeroes (10 to be exact) and called the check's owner. The woman said the suspect, Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, is her daughter’s boyfriend and that he did not have permission to take the check or cash it.

Fuller was arrested on suspicion of fraud, along with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possession of marijuana after officers found less than 2 ounces of the drug and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets.

While inside a patrol car, police say Fuller blurted out that he is starting his own record label and had been given the money by his girlfriend’s mother to help him start it.

Apparently breaking into the music business does not come cheap.

Luckily for him, bail was a lot less expensive. Fuller was released from Mansfield Jail on Thursday after posting $3,750 bail.

http://www.star-telegram.com/189/story/613036.html”