Hi, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

“remember the good old days of making prank calls?





Bubba a pot-prank victim?





PALM BEACH, Fla. - A busboy who found singer Jimmy Buffett's cell phone says some of his stoner friends might have made a crank call to former President Bill Clinton, the Palm Beach Post reported.
"We were sitting around smoking weed and strolling down the list on Jimmy's phone, going 'Wow!'" Jason Martin, 22, told the paper. He said he didn't call anyone, but according to a police report, Martin said some of his friends may have crank-called Clinton.

Cops and Secret Service agents showed up to get the phone back. But the phone's memory card was missing; it contained numbers for Clinton, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter, actors Michael Douglas and Harrison Ford and Microsoft boss Bill Gates, Martin said.”

“Prince Albert is a piercing, Ouch !!”

“?”

“Jimmy Buffett has done many private concerts for those on that list. He has no secrets about his politics. He supports human rights abroad and strives to help those that keep the earth clean. I've always tried to invest like Warren Buffett and live like Jimmy Buffett myself. So far I'm happy, drunk and watching my money grow!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1559723726/104-3076333-2228747?v=glance”

“BD! Old Jimmy is getting to be quite rich himself. Selling overpriced merchandise can do that! I still love his music anyway...”

“Stupid pot heads.
Clinton & Carters numbers made this a federal case.
You don't screw with the secret service.”

“Stupid pot heads.

That's not very Christian. (wink)”

“LOL”

“YOU ALL NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT ME MAN JIMMY!!”

“hey, if anybody should be able to take a joke it's clinton.

actually, i can see him getting stoned and prank calling people.

maybe i just watch too much SNL.”

“About thirty years ago some friends and I called in a whole lotta pledges to the 700 Club late one night.

We were kinda~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jim and Tammy were hysterical.

Tammy looked and acted like she was coked outta her skull......singin' and dancin'....”

“she still does
bboohhaawwww

”

“You think you could rehabilitate that thing on her head, Maple?
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“We were literally rollin' on the floor, laughin' our mother@$%&)!~#$%$$&in' asses off.

(it's a pure wonder I had any ass left)”

“and what is that, a bionic finger?”

“lol tree
not in a million years”

“Bionic finger???

I thought it was a pipe.”

“Hello Bowling Alley?

Do you have 16-pound balls?”

“Is your refrigerator running?











You better go catch it then!
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“Oh, here's my fave.

We'd call someone, pretending to be a rep from the phone company, and ask them to not answer the phone for 10 minutes since we were working on the line. Then, you wait 5 minutes, and call back. When they pick up, you scream as loud as you can into the phone, as if you are being electrocuted.


There's reasons only kids think this kind of thing is funny.”

“LOL - that is too weird. i was gonna say that too bit.
i loved that one”

“Hello is Dave there.






Hello is Dave there.










Hello is Dave there.









Hello is Dave there.









Hello is Dave there.









Hi this is Dave. Did I get any calls?”

“Dave's not here.”

“Dave who?
no no it's me Dave
Daves not here”

“Some jerks in our dorm came home during the wee hours of the morning drunk as could be, making all kinds of noise and waking everyone up.

My roommate got their phone number and we called them up in the middle of the night and hung up as revenge.

This was so funny that we did it again the next night, and again and again and again…

My roommate and I ended up painting the basement of the campus police headquarters and washing all the patrol cars.”

“Use the phone book to look up the name Brown.

"Hello is Mr. Green there"
"no"
"sorry, wrong color"

Ya gotta be reeeealy drunk for that to be funny.

And the "hello is Dave there"”

“Real drunk or under the age of 10.”

“these guys were 22”

“"My roommate and I ended up painting the basement of the campus police headquarters and washing all the patrol cars.”
VioLiN
11:14:32 AM
6/09/05

Dude, where'd ya go, Police State??”

“Heehee.... I love it!!!

"Hello is Mr. Green there"
"no"
"sorry, wrong color"”

“Stupidest prank call that made me laugh the most:

we'd be high and tell people "Don't ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee"”

“When I can't get my wife at home or on her cell phone, I leave her strange voicemail messages.

Just now, I left her one that was nothing but a groan.”

“tree used to call me all the time while we were in the car,

bastard”

“Call the police and ask for CHUCK U. FARLEY!!!”

“some of these youngsters probably don't know what the heck you're talking about...

”

“call a bar:

'hey, ya got any Pabst Blue ribbon?'

'Yeah? Well send me over about a yard!'

Click.”

““Stupidest prank call that made me laugh the most:

we'd be high and tell people "Don't ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee"”
hyway
3:27:06 PM
6/09/05

Shoot forgot to say that after we'd say that we'd ring one of those hand bells really loud next to the ear piece”

“I was about 12 years old and prank called this house by picking a number out of a telephone book with my friend.

I say in a dracula style voice to the man that answers, "I want to suck your blood". The guy answers back the same way saying, "I want to suck on something else". We didn't make anymore prank calls.”

“Generation gap when someone mentions a prince albert and you immediately think of a piercing when that wasn't the intended meaning.”

“That is what I thought, then realized I was wrong and ran away....


I miss our site...... (insert sad face here)”

“I guess that means we're not old farts Willie.

Did anyone else think this I wonder???”

“I did LOL :)”

“heheee... cute. Thanks SC.”

“nope!”

“Have you seen Larry in the can?”

“uhh . . . acutally, I keep him in my pants :)”