Holy Poop, I'm Rich!

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“I have a close personal friend whose parents won the Readers Digest $5,000,000 prize about 15 years ago.”

“He told me he had been to Dillards that day to buy a suit, because he was going to New York with his parents. Two days later I find out he was flown out on a private jet by RD.

I had to read about the prize in the newspaper. I gave him hell when he got back, but he said he was sworn to secrecy.

Closest I got to winning anything.”

“My mom won a Reader's Digest prize many years ago. She got a whopping $10 :-)”

“I sent in a funny story and I did not get anything.”

“bacpac, it is nice to know that someone actually wins those things”

“I won a sweepstakes once - apparantly along with THOUSANDS of other people. I recieved a check in the mail for 29 cents.”

“Thanks for the numbers Geo.
They sounded very sincere.





8^D”

“Hey, I'm calling the number now! :^)”

“Holy Poop, I'm Rich


LMAO this coming from a grown ault.”

““Holy Poop, I'm Rich


LMAO this coming from a grown ault.”
mapleleaf

Ahhh Grasshopper, but unlike you, the grown ault can spell.”

“I bring the groove and the funk.”

“"Glad to meet you, Rich.

Kiss the ring, son.

Poop"”

“Geo - you totally blew it! Didn't you read this part?:

You are seriouslyadvised to keep all winning lottery
information and numbers from thepublic in line with
our company security protocol to avoid doubleclaiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program byunscrupulous
individuals.
last edited: 6/10/05 11:07:00 AM”

“Congrats on the big win, Geo!

You do remember how great of friends we are, right?”

“I won $1 million, $5 million and $10 million from Publisher's Clearance House so many times.....but I never got a cheque from them. :o(”

“Hey, Fiddleman, be my guest. I'm sure all you'll have to do is give them your account number and pin.”

“More scams against seniors renew warnings A recent case involved a Delco couple who were told they had won the Canadian lottery. Caution is urged.

By Barbara Boyer

Inquirer Staff Writer


It seemed like the opportunity of a lifetime when a Norwood couple were told the $26 they had invested in a Canadian lottery was now worth $7.5 million.

All they had to do was pay the taxes and processing fees up front, the Delaware County couple said yesterday.

After losing $11,289 and waiting all night for the man with a steel briefcase to deliver the cash, the couple, who requested their names be withheld, realized they had been swindled and called police Thursday.

"The guy seemed so sincere," said the 68-year-old retiree. "It seemed like the chance of a lifetime, I guess."

That same day, Haverford police received a call from a concerned citizen that an 80-year-old man was trying to wire $2,850 to a Canadian address.

"If not for this woman's intervention, he would have sent the money," Haverford Detective Alan Ross said.”

“Well it looks I am gonna get that elusive early retirement, second email like this today. Read and enjoy LOL...

Greetings,

My name is Mrs. Ameena Ahmed, widow to late Mr. Hassan Ahmed former
owner of Petroleum and
Gas Company, here in Kuwait, I am 68years old, Suffering from long time
cancer of the breast,
From all indications my condition is really Deteriorating, and it's
quite obvious that I
won’t live more than 2 months according to my doctors, this is because
the cancer stage has
gotten to a very bad stage, I don’t want your pity, but i need your
trust.

My late husband died early last year from heart attack, and during the
period of our marriage we
Couldn’t produce any child, my late husband was very wealthy, and after
his death, I inherited all
his business and wealth, The doctor has advised me that I will not live
for more than 2 months,
so I have now decided to spread all my wealth, to contribute mainly to
the development of
charity in Africa, America, Asia and Europe, am sorry if you are
embarrassed by my mail,
i found your e-mail address in the web directory, and i have decided
to contact you,
but if for any reason you find this mail offensive, you can ignore it
and please
accept my apology.

Before my late husband died he was a major oil tycoon, in Kuwait and
deposited the sum of 25
million dollars (Twenty Five million dollars) in a company in Europe
some years ago, hats all
i have left now, I need you to collect this funds and distribute it
yourself to charity,
so that when i die my soul can rest in peace, the funds will be
entirely in hands and management,
i hope God gives you the wisdom to touch very many lives, that is my
main concern.
20% of this money will be for your time and effort, while 80% goes to
charity.

God bless you.

Mrs. Ameena Ahmed.

My other one was supposedly from Deutsche Bank AG.”

“How do we believe the above message by Ameena Ahmed. Is this spam or true...??


VideoEditor”

“Don't worry. I'm not gonna change at all. And I promise to buy one piece of sweet gear (your choice) for each and every single TTer who has posted in the last year. (WOOO HOOO!!!!)



From: "Dr. Frank Eze" Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: HELLO
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 23:30:57 +0000


From the desk of: Dr.Frank Eze
Executive Director/Financial Controller
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation(NNPC)
Falomo Office Annex
Lagos Nigeria

Dear Sir,

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

I am the financial controller of Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation
(NNPC). I got your Contact address from an associate working with the
Nigerian Export Promotion Council. I and my colleagues are ministry
officials in charge of offshore remittance in this Corporation (NNPC).
We
are seeking your assistance to transfer of Forty Two Million
(US$42,000,000.00) to your account for further private investment.

Please note that the nature of your job/business does not matter and
you
will be better informed when I hear from you.

This amount accrued from an over-invoiced contract amount for the
construction of an Oil Refinery Sub-stations in Nigeria in 1995 to
expatriate companies.The contract was originally valued for one
Hundred and Twenty Seven Million United States Dollar
US$127,000,000.00) but
we manipulated the figure to read one Hundred and Sixty Nine Million
United
states Dollars($169,000,000.00) The extra $42,000,000.00 is what we
want to
transfer to your account.

This contract has been completely executed and the original contractors
have
been paid all their contract bills less this $42,000,000.00 For your
assistance, we have agreed to remunerate you with 30% because it is
impossible for us to claim the amount here in Nigeria without foreign
collaboration. 5% has been mapped out for any miscellaneous expenses
incurred by either party during this business, and 65% for my
colleagues and
myself.

It may interest you to know that four years ago, a similar transaction
was
carried out with one Mr.Patrice Miller, the President of Craine
International Trading Corporation at number 135 East 57th Street, 28th
floor,New York.10022 with Tel: 212-308-7788 and TLX number6731689. Mr.
Patrice disappeared into thin air when he received the money. His
Telephone
and Telex numbers had been reallocated to other users by the time we
arrived
New York for our share. This explains exactly why we will make a
concrete
agreement between you and us,should you be willing to assist in this
deal.

All modalities to effect the payment and subsequent transfer of this
money
have been worked out. This transaction is 100% risk free but rquires
100
percent confidentiality. This is a golden pportunity which must not be
allowed to slip out of any careless acts and utterances. We chose you
for
this transaction because we believe that good friends can be discovered
and
businesses such as this cannot be realized without trust. You can be
rest
assured that your security has been considered before you were
contacted.

Upon the reciept of this mail message, feel free to send to me the
following, to enable us start the process:

1. Your full Names and contact address.
2. Your private telephone and fax numbers.

Thanks and best regards in anticipation of your response.

Best Regards,

Dr.Frank Eze

Email: engrfrankeze01@yahoo.it

N:B
Please note that the nature of your job/business does not matter and
you
will be better informed when I hear from you.”

“Lucky! (Napolean Dynamite voice)”

“Marry me Ruby ;o)”

“Gosh! (Napolean Dynamite voice)”

“CHEVRON/TEXACO EXPLORATION AND PRODUCTION COMPANY LTD (CTEPC)

Concern,

The Chevron/Texaco Exploration and Production Company (CTEPC),would
like to notify you that you have been choosen by the board of trustees
as one of the final recipients of the cash Grant/Donation for your
own personal,educational, and business development,to celebrate the
31st anniversary program,The Chevron/Texaco Exploration and Production
Company(CTEPC) in conjunction with the Economic Community for West
African States(ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the
European Union(EU).

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay
outUS$1,000,000.00(ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLAS),in cash credited
to file XYL/26510460037/06. We are pleased to inform you today of the
result of the winners of the CHEVRON/TEXACO INTERNATIONAL ONLINE
DONATION GRANT PROGRAMME,held June 2008.

Note:All beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly from over
100,000 internet websites of a Petrol station or mini mart shop's cash
invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something
from.Be Informed that no ticket were sold,you are required to fill the
form below and email it to the office of our Executive Secetary with the
below contact for qualification documentation and processing of your claims.
You are to contact the the EXECUTIVE SECRETARY with your Qualification
numbers (N-222-6549,E-900-56).
========================================================================
AWARD CLAIM FORM
========================================================================
FULLNAME:...............................................................
FORWARDING ADDRESS:.....................................................
CITY/STATE:....................... COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:...................
MARITAL STATUS:.....................NATIONALITY..............SEX........
INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT NR:..................DATE OF BIRTH:..............
TEL/FAX NR:.........................OCCUPATION:.........................
CURRENT EMAIL:............................
========================================================================
CONTACT PERSON,
EXECUTIVE SECRETARY: Mr Richard Williams
E-MAIL ADDRESS:richardwilliams_executive08@live.com
========================================================================
Respectfully Submitted,
Mrs.Shane Carter
(Foundation Officer)

Mr. Viladilav Yu. Khomich (Foundation Chairman)
CHEVRON/TEXACO EXPLORATION AND PRODUCTION COMPANY LTD (CTEPC)
Copyright © 1977-2008 Chevron/Texaco.All rights reserved.

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Edit: If anyone else wants a million dollars, the email addy is:

"CHEVRON/TEXACO BOARD"
last edited: 6/21/08 9:07:34 AM”

“Do you have to kiss Hank's ass, too?”

“hey Ped...how the hell are ya dude?”

“Hey Pete. I'm doing OK - busy and worrying that I won't get my long backpacking trip in this summer, but I'm getting in to the mountains pretty regularly. How about you?”

“nope....but guess what...I have become a fellow New Englander...I took a postion at our Smithfield RI facility”

“Wow. The hospital where I work part time is just 35 miles northeast of Smithfield and heck, you are only 3 hours from the Whites (3 1/2 from Franconia Notch).

Hey Pete - next weekend I'm organizing a two day backpack on the AT/LT in Vermont with 6 people committed right now. Its only 18 fairly easy miles and we are meeting in Bennington to position cars - that probably less than 3 hours. On the off chance that you can get away, it would be great to hike with you.

And, if you ever come up to the Boston area - I'll buy you a beer and show you around.”

“Hey, I won $10.00 on the Super California Lottery from Sat night. I got 3 #'s. I turned it around on another ticket. Maybe this is the big one. Not! But $10.00 is $10.00.”