Tea the Tree (volunteers needed)

“Make it decaf, ok?”

“Ok, fine. Let's get started. This is the way it works. First, inorder to make good tea, you must wrap your balls in a porous bag. Make 'em loose. We want to get an even, uniform flow-thru quality (credit to Lipton's patent). Next, when those testicles are all snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug, you are to take them and dip them in and out of boiling hot water. This will make them ripe for the occasion. When you have done this to a sufficient point, you may remove them from the water and then squeeze them hard, like you would a tea bag that you want to get every last drop out of.


If you can survive this process, you can go ahead and teabag me!”
Treebeard”

“dam you TB!

you're killin my credibility. now fox news is the only place i'm gonna be able to get hired”

“HA!”