In need of beer

“Four hours until Miller Time!”

“HA! I'm working from home today..

BRB.....(walks to kitchen, opens fridge, grabs, beer, opens beer, walks back to computer)

Where was I..oh yea, working from home is great!

LOL!!!”

“... Miller's not beer.

(Sorry, eh?)”

“no need to be sorry sir grem.


miller stinks

now talk about coronas....

i might get me some tonight :)”

“24 ounce Hienies - drink it, chop it, cook in it”

“Unfortunately we cannot get those in the Most Holy and Righteous State of Alabama Under God.”

“Hee hee hee.....
I got one.....
You poor poor AL peeps. ;-)”

“Well I have two, but Father Goose and I had to drive to the Most Sinful And HellBound State of Tennessee to get them.”

“You know it's bad when Mississippi can get something and your state can't.”

“What?! You can't buy beer in Alabama?! MOVE!!”

“You can buy beer in Alabama, but apparently it's sinful to have it in anything larger than a 16oz. can. We can't get the big bottles or cans, at least not in Madison county, where I live.

Jefferson County, where Birmingham is, maybe.”

“You can't but beers over... I think it's 20oz? I can't buy a Fouty here in Alabama. Though... we still have some dry counties where you can't buy beer at all.”

“It may be 20oz.”

“In MN, I couldn't buy a six pack.
You could only get 12 or a full case.
What does that tell ya. ;-)”

“It may be 16oz and I'm thinking that you can't buy a 20oz.”

“I think in PA you can't buy a case without a distributer's liscence...”

“40's are for wimps. I'll take a 64oz growler.

http://community.webshots.com/photo/101058126/146097774LLAXbS”

“In Michigan they sell keg cans.AH-HA!!

LOL, I was just thinking how good it'd be to have beer tonight, (but as is the norm of late there's no $ for such luxuries). One of our four keg cans that have been sitting in the closet waiting for a canoe trip (for the past two years) is going in the freezer! You guys are brillant! Beer for the weekend, wooo-hoo!”

“Oh, I can get one of those. Not a problem, I've seen them in the store. But a Forty? Nah, that's just wrong.”

“1.3 gallons of not-so-bad Molsen Candian on the chill. Anyone want the Red Wings collector can when it's gone?”

“64's are a pain in the ass to drink. I'd much rather have a fourty. Perfect combination of size and neck-grabbing guzzlign size.”

“Most the time those growlers are from micro breweries and way higher alcohol content. They're made for sharing with loved ones.”

“The one I was holding was only 7%. I slept good that night. lol”

“...or ones you want to love...”

“LMAO @ Bit”

“Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, folks...”

“I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS
I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN
OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN
AND IF I DIDNT HAVE MY BEER I THINK ID GO INSANE
I DRINK IT WHEN ITS FORTY BELOW, I DRINK IT WHEN ITS HOT
I DRINK IT WHEN IM HAPPY, I DRINK IT WHEN IM NOT
I DRINK IT IN THE SAUNA, I DRINK IT IN MY TRUCK
I DRINK IT OUT AT THE DEER CAMP WHEN IM CHASING THEM BIG BUCKS
GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN, GIVE THIS BOY A BEER
I LOVE THE STUFF, I CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE
ILL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
I LOVE THE STUFF, CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

MY DADDY WAS A MINER MY MOTHER WAS THE BOSS
SHE BEAT HIM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT FOR DRINKING TOO MUCH SAUCE
MOTHER WAS AS HARD AS NAILS SHE NEVER SHED A TEAR
WHEN DADDY TOOK AWAY MY MILK AND HANDED ME A BEER
I DRINK IT UP IN HOUGHTON AND OVER IN THE S00
DOWN IN ESCANABA I DRINK THAT GOLDEN BREW
I DRINK IT IN NEGAUNEE AND OVER IN MARQUETTE
I WENT TO A BASH IN NEWBERRY I AINT GOT OVER YET

GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN GIVE THIS BOY A BEER
I LOVE THE STUFF, I CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE
ILL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
I LOVE THE STUFF, CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

Beer, beer, beer
Da Yoopers”

“Read my "fake lawyer" thread. Yes, I could use a cold one about now!!”

“oh by the way, i am having this installed in my bar at home

”

““In MN, I couldn't buy a six pack.
You could only get 12 or a full case.
What does that tell ya. ;-)”

Stovey-

You can buy 6 packs in MN, I do it on occasion to prevent overindulgence. However, if you go over to WI, I think a case is considered the minimum daily intake if you are over the age of 8.

Glad you made the UIR trip. It was good to meet ya!”

“Someone from the "back to the gym" thread was saying that their gym served beer. I believe that was MN.
That amazes me!
But in WA, you can only buy liquor at state run liquor stores that have somewhat limited hours. And places can't serve liquor unless a certain percentage of their total sales is in food. This is why we have so many micro brews in the NW! LOL!”

“Y'all suck. We got it all here in Jersey -- even the legendary Pennsylvania's Yuengling...

But, you have to go to a liquor store, even for beer. And, after 10, you have to go to a bar, even for packaged beer, where they rip you off... :(”

“Beer only at the liquor store? Ok, I'll quit complaining.

I just lament from when I lived in CA. You can buy jugs o liquor at Rite Aid! It's amazing. We'd all leave the bars at 1:30 and be bop over to the supermarket to buy a little Jack and Coke for an after party. Nice. CA knows how to do liquor laws. LOL!”

“I like CA a lot, and I'm an old guy who is, by some standards here on TT, WAAAY out of touch with reality. But I DO like going to the local grocery store or drug store anytime day-or-night to get my fix.

I left the East Coast many, many years ago, I just "assumed" that most states back there had moved into the 20th century, especially now that we're in the 21st. I remember living in PA & driving down to W. VA because I could buy beer there at 18, vs. the (then) 21 in PA.

I still go to TX a lot on biz & laugh my a$$ off at the "dry counties" and crazy #&#$ they do to get around it... for 2 or 3 bucks you get to join a "private club" and so then you can drink alcohol... what a joke! Same with Utah, there because of the Mormons influence, I'm guessing in TX because of fundamentalist Christian influence.”

“Don't yell at me anyone, I wasn't trying to throw rocks at anyone's religeon, I sincerely hope it didn't come out that way. If you don't wanna drink, then don't. (but don't bother me if I want to, OK?)”

“Well, it's not just the fundamentalist Christian influence. You know how politics makes strange bedfellows?

The fundamentalists are in bed with the bootleggers on keeping counties dry.”

“I have decided to give up beer...



... :)”

“Ruination for you, SC.”

“for themost part....when i'm partying in CA in October...LET THE KEGS FLOW!!!!!!!”

“45 min.....

The boycott of the cantina is over.

we have found the way around it....”

“Townsend, TN has the wisdom to sell beer on Sunday. So I guess I can polish off what I have in stock tonight.”

“I saw this bum on the side of they hwy with a sign asking for beer money. He probably wasn't even a bum, but knows people are stupid enough to give him money.”

“JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Hundreds of looters battled police all weekend at the site of a beer train wreck in violence that left one woman dead, South African police said on Monday as they kept a heavy guard on the remaining alcohol.

The train carrying 180,000 crates of beer from South African Breweries derailed on Friday night near Waterval Boven, 124 miles east of Johannesburg, Superintendent Izak van Zyl said.

By Saturday morning, police were battling up to 200 people from the nearby township trying to make off with crates of beer.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9039940/”

“Sorry.

I've been so busy with my 'Sarge' troll, I haven't had time to read all of the threads.”

“leave it to the germans”