In need of beer

“New bar game.

"Who can make the alarm go off the most".”

“Good game idea!

I think Sacco needs these at his place so we can test them out!
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““New bar game.

"Who can make the alarm go off the most".”
chili36
10:52:03 AM
10/03/05
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... and who can make it go off the fastest?”

“Biggest problem I see with importing them to America is that they may be calibrated for German beer mugs. You put an American beer mug on one of those things and it's always gonna read "empty".”

“...you put an american beer mug on there and it's gonna say "...what the hell is this $hit"...only in german”

“American beer mug:



German beer mug:


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“Best use of google maps yet:
http://www.beerhunter.ca/”

“No alcoholic worth his salt needs a map to find his booze.”

“OSLO, Norway - A woman thought she was in heaven when beer instead of water flowed from the faucets in her apartment in west Norway.

“I turned on the tap to clean some knives and forks and beer came out,” Haldis Gundersen told Reuters from her home in Kristiansund, in west Norway. “We thought we were in heaven.”

Beer in Norway is among the most expensive in the world with a 0.7 pint costing about $7.48 in a bar...
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It turned out that a worker in a bar two floors below had mixed up the pipes on Saturday evening, wrongly connecting a new barrel to a water pipe leading to Gundersen’s apartment. The bar got water in its beer taps.

“If it happens again I’m going to order Baileys (liqueur),” she said.”

“Now that's my kind of apartment!”

“Too funny!”

“Tomorrow I'm going on a field trip with my son's kindergarten. It's not just his class, but the whole school. We're going to the Alabama Theatre for a play and then Chuck E Cheese for lunch. 80 6 year olds in Chuck E Cheese. Do you think it would be inappropriate for me to order a pitcher of beer?”

“80 6 YEAR OLDS!
You better make it two pitchers.”

“I don't think 2 pitchers would be enough for 80 children...although 6 year olds ARE small...”

“It should be quite a day. I should be back at the office by 2 or so. I keep Killians in the fridge at the office. I might have to pop a top around 4 or so.”

“You could always spike the punch with NyQuil! They'd probably drink that easier than beer.”

“I'm not worried about them drinking it, I'm worried about me.”

“Alabama has a Theatre?”

“Gonna pop a top on 4 beers......now that's a two-fisted drinker!!

You might need some 40's for that mob!”

“They don't sell 40's in Bama. Blew my mind first time I saw one.”

“bm - not only do we have one, but I just saw where BB King was there last week. Drat, why am I finding this out now?”

“What about porn and "marital aids"?”

“Man, you ought to see the selection of 40's in Quebec!!

They have the alcohol % marked it large print.

7,8,9,10”

“Wouldn't the beer be hot by the time you finished a 40 @ 10%? Dang, I'd be in the floor.”

“Your a brave man. I try to avoid Chuck E Cheese at all costs.

Def order the beer!”

“I gotta go to Fayetteville if I want a 40...”

“I've never been to chuckies house.”

“Yer lucky.”

“I'm with bearmagnet. Never been, don't have the desire to go.”