the thread for people in a bad mood.

“I am in a bad mood. In fact, I have had a totally #&%!$ty day.

Not my style. Somebody make me laugh.”

“Well, dig up some of the joke threads.”

“When I need a laugh I think about the movie The Replacements with Keanu Reeves......filmed at Baltimore's Ravens Stadium, by the way.

I love when Orlando Jones sings, "I Will Survive" and has all the fat guys line-dancin'.......in the jail cell after the bar fight and in the end zone at the end.”

“You should have crash! bang! moon you. He's good at it. If you cant get him to do it, try wounded knee....damn...ive seen too many tt'ers butts!


and failing that...find someone wearing waldies....you'll laugh.
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“Spirit, girl, you are one of a kind, and that is good.

*you guys are doing a fine job*”

“yeah...my boss told me yesterday that I fascinate her LOL but that was only because I used duct tape to fix my broken toe which I broke while doing laundry :)


I wont mention what other parts of TTers I have seen..both on purpose and on accident.
last edited: 6/11/05 11:25:22 AM”

“You want a laugh? Go back and read Sarge's threads!”

“...and he's all pissy. So I says to him in the middle of his ranting, "I just need to pin you down and kiss you, eh?" Yea. that sure quieted him down a bit.”

“Why don't blonds make good cowgirls?




























































They can't keep thier calves together. :D


I know...bad :(”

“why did the blond take a ladder to the bar?

















































Because she heard that the drinks were on the house! :D


:(
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“sarge......

your are nuts man...

KitTmiao....

Pin me down and do what you will my love....”

“Ms SC, You're really weird sometimes. Cute and weird.”

“in public?”

“EW!!”

“Almost better than a cup of coffee to start your morning....
If you need a laugh , read through these Children's Science Exam Answers.
These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.”

“sarge......

your are nuts man... - BW

Yeah, but you laughed at that picture, didn't you?! LOL”

“LMAO!!!! My favorite...
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


And for you smokers, a reason to quit:
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.”

“1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.....He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12.. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

19.. Procrastinate Now!

20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

25.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.”

“Thanks Tango.
Those are great”

“Very true.
"28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music."

This is why you need a full orchestra to follow you around.”

“like in family guy....have your own theme song?”

“I am in a better mood now.....

Stop it you guys.... your are making me blush....”

“I had theme song... and then I got two and then three and then I couldn't decide so I gave them to my dj friend and he tossed in some more yummyness so now's it's like a themesong remix thing... yea.

and blind, People need to blush every so often... it's good for the soul, and the skin too.”

“My skin should be good then, you have made me blush several times....



I am leaving now....”

“leaving?”

“Kit, I never thought of having a theme song. I'm gonna work on that!”

“I think you two (kit and blind) need to go to THE ROOM. http://thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/25816,-1.php”

“yea. theme songs.
kinda like when a superhero arrives, before they get there and as they're standing there, their music is playing to let you know of their arrival.
It's fun... I have a dj and a full orchestra that follows me around. ~.^”

“That picture of geobeet makes it impossible to take anything he posts seriously.

What a joke.”

“sc. I have not a clue as to what you're talking about. (heehee ~.^ )”

“LOL @ bacpac”

“Oh crap, sarge has the hots for me.”

““That picture of geobeet makes it impossible to take anything he posts seriously.

What a joke.”
bacpac

That's okay packy poo, nobody takes you seriously even without seeing a photo of you.”

“Sarge does not have the hots for you and you need to stop speaking for everyone else.”

“You guys are too punctilious. Please try to take life a little more lightly :)”

“We're persnickety and we like it.”

“bunch of grumpy dirty old men! lol :)
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“Now that's just wishful thinking!”

“The B-52's recorded mine a few years back....


Roam, if you want tooooo, Roam around the world.......


:P”

“That is a fantastic song Roam Around!

Love it. Athens is a great town eh?”

“I miss being close enough to athens to take a day trip there... sigh. (I've got to get out of florida)”

“I am working on it loves. It is teh time for leaving.

New towns, new outlook, old jeans (cause they are the best!)

KitTmiao is going backpacking SOON!

hey, let's just take over the world, I think we can do it.

You game?”

“hell yea! i'm in.

but I don't think that I'd like taking it over or administering it once it was...

Alexander the Great Took over all of the known world and it killed him. I think there are much more pleasent ways to die... like from cuteness! do you think anyone could die from being too cute?”

“go back and read the I found a turd in my backpack thread from the very begginning very funny--”

“will doodoo, er, I mean "DO"”

“On theme songs, I have several.

There's this one, (my version, lounge style.) (if you ask nicely, I'll sing it for you) ::sings acapella, lounge style::
a-kuna mat-ta-ta, what a wonderful phrase. A-Kuna Mat-ta-ta. it ain't no passin craze... It means, no worries. For the rest, of your dayyyyyy, aaa, ays, it's your problem free, philiosophy.a-Kuna Mat-ta-ta.

This one was my song from a long time back and Marilyn Manson did the best remake of it. ::clears voice and starts to sing:: opera style::
Sometimes I feel I want to, bunk bunk, run away, I need to bunk bunk, run away from the pain you drive into the heart of me. The love we shared seemed to go no where, and I've lost my life. for I something somesomething to sleep at night.

Then there's this one, a techno song from 2001 I think Think really sweet young girly voice.
Come into my dreams... let me show you what I mean, it's you an me I see, Let me tell you openly, in the deep blue sky, there are angels in the night, you and me can fly, and the ocean shineed so bright.

And this one from 99 or 2000 I don't remember. (Also techno.)
Have you ever questioned your life? Have you ever wondered why? Have ever seen your dreams, all the casteles in the sky. oh tell me why, do we bulid castles in the sky, tell me why. all the castles way up high please tell me why, do we bulid castles in the sky. oh tell me why, all the castles way up high?

And then there's Fever, Patsy Cline's version. "Ya give me fever, when you kiss me. Fever when you hold me tight... Fever! in the morning, fever all through the night... The fever started long ago..."

right.
Anyways, at any given moment these songs battle for the spot as theme song.
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“My theme song is TNT by AC/DC

http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=nljskauhj7rngj2y1qvgj7u&z=MP3&r=20.asx

http://www.tntrocks.com/

”

“sarge.
What is that? an exploding bodily function???”

“Kit,

If you (and I'm dead serious here) think that that is an exploding bodily function, you really need to see a doctor or get some psychological help.”