Yo Sarge

“golden showers?”

“bring May flowers?”

“I prefer silver showers.”

“Boy, I don't want to know what that is!”

“That reminds me. When I was 15 a friend of mine and I were looking through Personals adds for giggles and we found an add that said "looking for a guy who is into mudslides and golden showers, no freaks or weirdos please." As soo as we figured out what the person meant, we were laughing uncontrollably and kept laughing about it for days! We even made up letters to send back - even sent one but, sadly, no reply.

Who could have resisted lines like "I'm so tired of freaks and weirdos. How I long to meet a nice necrophiliac girl" or the song we composed, which included a song listing the most bizarre perversions our teenage imaginations could generate - to be sung to the tune of "My favorite things."”

“hey sarge, have you ever been to AZ?”

“yes - mohave”

“wanna meet there?”

“no silly, so where is that? we are heading out there next Oct.”

“i don't know - i came in from california - death valley

http://www.irwin.army.mil/channels”

“well sarge, i do not think we will be going to that place. looks like a bummer.”

“What a pair!”

“WTH?

That's not very romantic there GatherNoMoss. What's up with that?

Is that symbolism for "bone"?”

“
moar humorous pics”

“OOOOh YUCK!!!”

“I was tryin to make it personal and searching Sarge..its the best that I could find. :( I tried.”

“OH MY DEAR LORD. tht is no better then the pic I posted and got yelled at for.
crash you butthead!!”

“That's so sweet GatherNoMoss. Thank you!!!”

“who are you calling a b1tch on the beating cancer thread, and why?”

“ruby because she acts like one

oooh, on a 'cancer' thread. controversial !!

get real

Why? Gotta problem Mr. Netnanny?

And you, always looking past the b.s. of your friends b/c you know them. Makes your advise ring hollow.”

“insert "unrelenting" before "advise"”

“advice”

“you are unbelievable

how do you live with yourself?

apparently, ive been giving you WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much credit

because a person didnt answer your question, youre gonna call them a b1tch, when they are at an emotionally vulnerable time of their lives

to say that you are incredibly petty is a massive understatement. this is shocking, even from you

and you wonder why people have a problem with you.
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“no crash, b/c shes acted that way for over a year, it has nothing to do w her husband, although maybe it'll make Entertainment Tonight if we pretend it does.”

“thanks MarkO.”

“petty”

“you just cant let old butthurts go, can you?”

“old?

still going like the energizer bunny

it STARTED long ago, she's still acting like a beotch, regardless of (despite?) her husband's condition

but I can't go there, it's the untouchable "c" word indirectly, so let's make it a DRAMA.

Where's your funny llama now?

Oh, doesn't apply to you? Got it.”

“what a wonderful christian you are”

“such a shining beacon of gods eternal love and grace”

“Hey, I don't know too many hypocritical agnostics, but you make that list.

Like I care what your double-standard self says. Why would I? You wouldn't dare criticize your pals, but I have to listen to your crap every day. Your words have no meaning. If you're going to keep fighting so much for a "cause", maybe that "cause" shouldn't focused on the same people all the time. It gets old. You're net nanny ways bring you little credibility. I like you crash, but the "us versus them" mentality of certain circles make these kinds of bickering quite funny in my mind.

Some girl on here recently said she wish somebody else (specific) would have died instead of her friend of cancer. Anybody say anything? I'll give you three guesses. Was anybody willing to call out Ruby for her libelous lies about me? I'll give you three guesses, and you'll still get it wrong. Hell no is the answer. She is the one who has kept a stick up her butt, but you just accused me of that. EVEN THOUGH she has never apologized, and has continued to treat me like a 3rd class citizen, I have often reached out an olive branch. Yet you accuse me of not dropping it. Well after a while it gets old and I don't care if it offends YOU, who did nothing when I was offended by her. Got it? Get our your llama because "cancer" was mentioned. It's so funny when you do that.”

“Oh, and where was the email to me Mr. Email instead of making a post if you have a problem?

Oh yeah, that doesn't apply to you. Got it.”

“From my view point drop the sarcasm , yes.”

“LOL, "drop the sarcasm" ........ from ...... salebored?

LMAO! This is classic trailtalk folks.

Stop talking crash's language? Right on dude.

(insert patronizing cat here)”

“Is it this time of the month already? LOL!

”

“I stick up for---not always, but I have.

That was wrong and you know it. I don't know you well enough to know if you're a bigger person than that, but you should be.

That's all I have to say here.”

“yeah yeah - and she should have been a bigger person too, but you won't hear it. I am tired of the one-sidedness from some of you jokers. I appreciate your intent Noncon, but if there was equality in your (plural) words, I'd take them more seriously. If she had been reaching out an olive branch for the last year and I would have shrugged her off each time, nobody would have thought twice about it if she called me a 'dick' over it. But because she has boobs and it was on a "cancer" thread (which has nothing to do with this), then it's a big deal suddenly. She can get away with making bs accusations (lies) and nobody is willing to say anything about it. It is what it is. Make more out of it if you want to, that's what makes TT go 'round, and makes everyone feel good about themselves for standing up for something, even if it is only when it's convenient.”

“sarge, i told you to email elise because that seems to get faster results than posting here

but in this case, i have no desire to pollute my inbox with your foulness. tt's already polluted, so hashing this out here makes no difference. however, i thought it best to bring it here, than on the other thread.

as for the whole "youre just taking your friend's side" angle. yes, she is my friend. and you know why shes my friend, and youre not? cuz shes not a sociopath. you dig your own hole with sht like this all the time, so yes, you get less slack. and anyways, i take all your whining with a grain of salt, because the littlest things set you off

maybe rubys been a b1tch to you lately. all women got it in them. but why you would out of the blue call her one when she wasnt talking to or about you is beyond me. that wasnt just a reaction to something. you made a point of trying to hijack what has become a moral support thread for your own petty little butthurt world

you sicken me”

“I hate to say this but there may be a SLIGHT double standard here. When other people have brought up problems (lets say those not Politically Correct enough) with their lives it appears the real lefties on here get some sadistic joy out of hitting the person left and right.

In fact when my son got arrested years ago I remember specifically Marky Mark et al having a field day saying his actions were MY fault. SO yes there is a double standard. Yes having someone wish death or injury to another to relieve their own suffering is somewhat sad and demented.

I finally came to the conclusion this was NOT totally the TT I had joined back in the 1990's. Even then when a member had a problem the politics stopped that the thread line.

Now Sarge, and I am not defending him for what he did, not becuase I agree with him, but because I do not know the entire story, has backed me when pretty much everyone on here was on a flame out over a NOTHING statement. As a result I also do not bring personal traumas here. The sad part of that is you may miss the real person by your treatment.”

“You wouldn't dare criticize your pals

ive criticized stove quite a bit, and consider him a friend. ive gotten into it with nigal several times and call him friend. ive had arguments with tango, laqtis, buddha bear, but i know and have hiked with them. i give spirit coyote quite a bit of hell, and not all of its playin (hey i'm just playin nichole, wink wink). but no one is out of line nearly as much as you are. thats why everyone gives you sht”

“two wrongs dont make a right”

“Did you give Ruby "quite a bit of hell" when she posted lies? How about when she did it a second and third and forth time? How about when she followed it up with #&%!$ing at me and calling me names? Where were you when then? How about when she rudely blew me off in this issue when I was trying to be nice? Did you send her a private email I wasn't privy to telling her she's out of line? Please tell me if you did because I'll apologize to you right now if that's the case.”

“Did you give Ruby "quite a bit of hell" when she posted lies

i dont know of any lies ruby told about you.

How about when she rudely blew me off in this issue when I was trying to be nice?

in other words, it was a totally insincere bit of lip service

like i said. you get less slack, because youve earned it”

“"In fact when my son got arrested years ago I remember specifically Marky Mark et al having a field day saying his actions were MY fault."

That's a stinkin' lie, Mr. Absent Father.
You had the cops arrest the boy for taking the family car for a ride.
Was that to "teach him a lesson" or just you handing off YOUR responsibility because you "work 100 hours per week" and you just don't have time for family?
And then you are dumb enough to tell about it on a public forum, Runty Runt.

Here we got trash "standing up" for trash........how appropriate.

This has nothing to do with political affiliation.
You and Sarge are sociopathic oafs who impose yourselves upon this community.”

“i dont know of any lies ruby told about you.

I made you aware of it.

in other words, it was a totally insincere bit of lip service

Insince? That's your word, not mine. This is what I'm talking about. You talk about giving credit, but you don't. You assume the worst. Nothing I said indicated anything was insincere, because it wasn't. You're all criticism crash, what's the reason for that? You have "mommy-syndrome". You act like you want to be my mommy, but I don't need one. Thanks anyways.

Save the Drama for Obama

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“Toke it up, Mark.”