Kelly Anderson -- MIA

“Kelly Anderson -- Missing in Action
Last Seen: June 10, 2005



I warned you not to meet those "Internet People" in the woods!
last edited: 6/15/05 4:55:02 PM”

“Alright Dub, where were you on the night in question?”

“So far all the "internet People" I meet in the woods are great. It's freaks in the towns that concern me. I think I need a shirt that says "Freak Magnet" on it.”

“6'2"..she better be playing in the WNBA”

“how many times did I tell them here that I'll be gone for a weekend to the smokies.

That's a bad picture...they couldn't find a better one? hard to see.”

“lol at towndawg”

“TD, you still haven't heard from her?”

“I checked the obits today. I have no idea. A complete disappearance.”

“Gemini, you are 5' 2"....pfftttt”

“

Anyone with any information, please contact the LSW Paging System at 614.618.0604.”

“maybe she is still roaming the Smokies around trying to find the group. I will look for her this weekend...lol”

“I'll be up there starting next wednesday, but I'll have to stay near civilization. My mother doesn't do backcountry. Hell, I couldn't get her stay in a developed campground without a motorhome.”

“Well, whatever you do, don't search around the TwentyMile ranger station. It wasn't my fault. I warned her not to meet those "Internet People" in the woods!

”

“hoax”

“What's a hoax? You might be next, Mr Danner.”

“she could have gone off Hwy 129 and no one would ever know”

“yupp, i am with ENS on that one. no way u would post that if it wouldn't be a hoax...

where did you get that missing image huh?”

“the person he is talking about is woolcap. She was suppose to go on the trip last weekend and never showed up. Supposedly she called TD and said she was on her way or TD made her up to be a troll from the very start”

“Gemini and EarthNsky: In all fairness to SecretDisorder, as odd as he is apparently -- you don't know much about serial killers if you say that. You might read this link for some more information:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/profiling/s_k_myths/

-- but in general, a serial killer often thinks himself smarter than the law, and will brag about his deed. For example, if SecretDisorder did indeed murder Kelly Anderson, (which by the way she has NOT written me or called me since last Friday -- she seriously could be dead!) -- that fact that no one has missed her, is frustrating to him. I made a pretty decent study of abnormal (well always called it "abby-") psychology while in college -- and for a serial killer to enjoy the attention is not uncommon. For example, the recent BTK killer "would be tempted to brag or leave hints about what he had done."

Reference--> http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/unsolved/btk/squad_8.html

So I would not blow his comments completely as hoax... at least until she turns up and posts on this board again.
last edited: 6/17/05 3:51:24 PM”

“Ewker: As far as her being real, we know she posted on this thread: http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/38561,-1.php

We also know she emailed you. Did you ever talk to her on the phone?”

“never did talk to her on the phone. She never emailed me back either”

“THERE ARE KILLERS and there are killers. Killers get drunk and blow away their cheating husbands with a shotgun or hire someone to do it. They plot and plan. They're tricky to interview. They can't be trusted. And they're all psychopaths. Other than that, they're just like you and me.

When you read about one, you think, "There but for the grace of God ..."

When you read about the other, you wonder just how twisted and depraved God permits humans to get.”

“secret disorder = towndawg

woolcap was/is a troll”

“ummm....okay......now....tell me pleaz..who am I hiking with.... when I hike with this nice and friendly person? is it Towndawg or SecretDisorder??

Better yet...who did I sleep with?? LMAO
last edited: 6/17/05 4:11:20 PM”

“Ewker -- here's the first thread she posted under the name of playfulcitygirl.

"wanted to introduce myself...dabble in kayaking...new to backpacking. anxious for advice...look forward to any helpful/useless advice. Cheers"

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/38441,-1.php

EarthNSky: She "works at grant hospital in columbus and ... is a trauma social worker."
playfulcitygirl
9:23:01 PM"

Call her pager if you don't believe me. 614.618.0604
last edited: 6/17/05 4:12:38 PM”

“okay...so I am a little slow...she was signed up for your trip but never showed up?

U are serious now right? because it aint' funny if you are playing...

if you are not kidding...is she offically missing?

right...like we are gonna call the pager number and end up on the police suspect list. heehehee”

“Gem, she was signed up for the trip. emailed me her pic and said she was coming. TD said he talked to her on the way down and she was on the way.

No response from her since then”

“The facts are exactly as Eddy stated them. She sent a picture to me, and sent the same two to Eddy -- as far as I know. She posted on here for like 2 weeks solid -- apprently bored to DEATH at work. Then she started emailing me. She seemed ok, and asked me a dozen questions about backpacking and what equipment to bring.

I loaded up extra equipment and food, and last I heard from her, she had left work, and expecting to be on the road by 4pm. I had her cell number and left voice mail -- but she never showed, and never called back, and has not contacted me in any way since.

That sounds like missing in action to me. Go figure.”

“Some trolls will go to great length for a joke.

It was probably bacpac.”

“did someone try to contact her workplace? did you try to find out if she is indeed real??

but yeah...i think u guys got trolled. actually i hope u guys got trolled.
last edited: 6/17/05 4:26:56 PM”

“Gemini: real?.. the girl used to email and call me a couple times a day!.. she had my work number and my cell number.”

“oh...u talked to her? puhh..okay...i missed that part.”

“lol.. if it was bacpac, he sure has a sexy voice!”

“Bacpac has a good falsetto, from the what the ex-cons he used to date tell me.”

“'bout time to go home for the day, y'all be good.”

“hey, she sent me an email with a phone number too.

it was in reference to a trip the weekend before- which she bailed on too.

great lengths indeed...

i'm not making this up!
last edited: 6/17/05 4:33:13 PM”

“Bump for Maple”

“I've sent email, I left voice messages. The girl is unexplainably -- GONE.

”

“Ok. I guess I'm going to close this case. If anyone wants to continue it -- here's all the information.

Kelly Anderson, 23, works for hospital in Columbus. Last seen or heard from on 6/10/05.

Known emails: KANDERS3@OhioHealth.com, and anderson.1280@osu.edu

Known phones: 614-566-9318 (work), and 614-618-0604 (pager)

”

“TD - Nobody at her work picks up the phone?”