Drunkferst-n-BQb--July 29-31

“Anyone need to do a little hiking, drinking, and socializing?

There is a get-together being organized for the last weekend in July in lovely eastern PA. Come one, come all! The campground is right off the AT near the Pinnacle and Pulpit Rock. Lots of hiking to be had.

Place: http://www.bluerockscampground.com/
Activities will include:

eating
drinking
hiking
eating
drinking

Early birds will be arriving Friday afternoon and/or evening.

Looking for a headcount ASAP. Please respond here or: http://forums.backpacker.com/thread.jspa?threadID=64738&tstart=0”

“a BACKPAKER.COM trip?...wadda ya think we're stoopid?...exlax in the BBQ sauce an' pee in the beer...yeah sure!....J/K
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“I keep reading the title of the thread as Drunkfest and BOB - which considering a recent Californicator trip might appeal to some folks”

“If everyone gets drunk enough, BOBs won't be needed.”

“aww, SuperTroll,,you don't trust us? You wound me! We'd never defile perfectly good BBQ sauce in such a fashion! ;)

Yep, tis a Drunkfest with a side of hiking and BBQ-ing,,,which, after the drunkfest gets started, should be really entertaining.

BOB's? Who's bringing BOB's?”

“Why I think it's nice they are trying to lure, er, invite us on the trip. We could be like the retarded kid at the the cool party. We can make them feel good about inviting us yet they don't have to talk to us in the halls on Monday morning. LOL!”

“hangs head in shame...


i signed up for.

and darn it, i am proud ok!!!”

“You wouldn't show up in the short bus, would you?

I don't have the liability waivers back from the printer yet.

Lure? What lure?”

“It's ok,,,I'll bring you something for the pain. You're a brave woman. ;-)

Let me know on times/locations.”

“"Why I think it's nice they are trying to lure, er, invite us on the trip. We could be like the retarded kid at the cool party."

It is nice. Odd, but nice. We can't get them to hardly ever come to OUR stuff though. Screw 'em.

Speaking of, "Activities will include:

eating
drinking
hiking
eating
drinking
screwing"

Now THAT would be a true DRUNKFEST. (lmbo)

Seriously, if I lived closer.. I'd sign up out of curiousity to see what the "other goomers" look like!”

“SWREWING?


ummm im not sure now...”

“"Drunkferst".....that could be German for some kinda sausage.

Oh............Gemini!!”

“awwWw heck ya Mapes.. just a big "bare butts and hollers" orgy in the middle of the park...

* wink *

If it happens, I'm sure you'd be on the 6'clock news! Just remember, a good friend will bail you out of jail at 3am, but a best friend will be there saying heck ya that was fun -- let's do it again...”

“"Goomers" ???”

“Goomer: Dummies or Oddballs as in "You'll look like a big goomer dressed like that."



Or from: http://members.fortunecity.com/catfishcarol/hilseq.htm
"This is our driver, his name is Jay and he’ll be taking us on our tour." Everyone said hello and the trolley began its run through the zoo. She turned in her seat so she was facing her group, "There will be compounds on both sides of the path and we’ll be making stops at each one so you can get out and see the animals up close. If you have any questions please feel free to ask." Sandy told them. "We should be coming up on the first of our bird exhibits. The compound on the left contains mostly waterfowl, while the one on the right contains many different species of songbird."

"Birds, Elly can tell ya all about birds. Member when ya went birdwatchin with that fella, oh what’s his name, ahh, Casper Biddle, that’s it. Right Elly?" Granny interrupted excitedly.

"Yes it is Granny. Casper Biddle of the BBWC."

"What does BBWC stand for?" Sandy asked.

"Biddle Bird Watchers Club," Elly told her. "Casper was always lookin fer birds. He was a strange goomer. Knew the name of every bird we saw."

"He sounds like he knew a lot about birds."

"Knew more about birds than girls," Jethro said quietly.

"That’s fer sure, that goomer was more interested in lookin at birds than at Elly. Maybe he needed glasses." Granny stated and everyone laughed.”

“Golly TownDawg, that I don't remember.”

“There ya go... We are tryin' to be neighborly and you go be like that. :-| Calling us names and such.

As for the screwing,,it's bring your own and if you are lucky no one will take pics that will be posted later.

Where do you live? Maybe we can find you a ride.”

“Yo Spindster! Hey, are you still my neighbor or did you move from the 'Hood?

I might be out of the area that weekend, but I'll keep an eye on this trip, just in case.”

“Hey Pennsy! We moved up into Martins Crik, just before the first flood. Bye bye Palmer rental! Whew...glad to be out of there. :)

You're still on the Southside?

If you aren't otherwise busy that weekend it would be great to finally meet you. I really should know the local backpackers when I run into them at Redners, huh? :-D Bad Spindle being unsocial...”

“I dunno spindle...will there be sexy shorts and blaze kissing? And what about bouncing booze?”

“Will our darling hobbit grace us with his presence? Will there be Molestation of fruit? Lots of Rain?

Lick it.
Slam it.
Suck it.
Praised be. Life is good!

Are you bringing the Patron or should I get us a pretty new bottle?

Bwaaaahaaahaaah”

“you all are scaring me

am I going to need to bring bail money?”

“Everyone is responsible for their own bail. Leave yours with a trustworthy family member.

Don't worry, we rarely get caught. ;)

Smokinghead has a thing for Bingo Ladies tho...we'll need to keep an eye on him if there's a bingo nite in the area. Beyond that you should be mostly safe from law enforcement involvement.”

“is skinny dipping involved?

cause Im into that BIG time!”

“The campground has a lovely pool. Perfect for those 1am swims.

I was debating yea or nay on packing the suit.”

“I still have a half bottle of Patron left from the fruit molestation incident. Don't know if the hobbit will be gracing us with his sexy shorts or not...sadly, we lost OhSam at Trail Days ~ he was sacrificed over the fire.

Oooooh mapleleaf...if you make it, I have a lovely outfit for you. bwahahaha Would be perfect for skinny dipping, as well.”

“The coconut probably shouldn't get wet, but the glasses would be stylin. And ducks. We will need to find her some ducks.”

“Oooooh mapleleaf...if you make it, I have a lovely outfit for you. bwahahaha Would be perfect for skinny dipping, as well

LOL ok this i have to see. email it to me.”

“I'm sorry...I can't show you. It's an initiation thing. ;-) LOL

I'm bringing my ducks in case a "squeaky squeaky" is in order.”

“heh heh heh

squeaky squeaky!”

“I'm felling a rather large-scale party campout in eastern PA in late July, and am very intrigued.

Can I get some information here? Is there a trip set up?”

“Sure! We're accumulating bodies, er interested parties, at the moment. It's on the trips page under: Drunkferst-n-BQb--July 29-31 or over at: http://forums.backpacker.com/thread.jspa?threadID=64738&tstart=0

It's a rain or shine, no wussy excuses, bring your beverage(s) of choice, and boots kinda weekend.

Always a blast. :)”

“this could happen, i need a trip out”

“hmmm, you're from the other side though huh?”

“Oh no, you did not just give me the wussy excuses bit... That's it, bring it!”

“This is almost in my back yard.”

“Say it ain't so...this could be a mergering of the two sides.

I'm suddenly scared for Blue Rocks Campground. bwahahaha”

“Which side is the dark side again ?”

“We are the Dark Side!”

“Can we still use the force ?”

“Only if you bring beer. Otherwise, your force will be confiscated until further notice.”

““hmmm, you're from the other side though huh?”

y2, we see no "sides" if theres hike/booze/food/mayhem involved. C'mon darlin, bring boots & cooler.

PhantomSoul knows no fear, he will protect you from the rowdy, badly-behaved, drunken Irish gals from The Other Side.”

““Oh no, you did not just give me the wussy excuses bit... That's it, bring it!”
PhantomSoul
9:09:51 PM

Ooooo...PS likes a dare. heheheh”

“Scary girrrrlllllssss”

“Not at all.”

“Well it could be a goer. Not sure I like RV campsites much though. But it makes for easy boozing.
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“by your spelling, your already drunk
LOL

yami your going?”

“Damn - mapes slagging off my spelling, that's harsh! I may well do. Might prefer something wilder though. ;o)”

“wilder?


gilrs gone wild a camping story....


LMBTO (laugh my bikini top off)”