Gemini has two faces

“What you thought I was saying our Gem is two faced? No way

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/n/a/2005/06/16/national/a195752D37.DTL&type=printable”

“Damn! I thought we were going to have a good old fashioned fueding, Friday meltdown thread going. LOL! Glad I'm wrong!”

“The day is still young Nigal.”

“I've got to leave in a few hours though so keep track for me and let me know Sunday when I get back what happened. LOL!”

“Don't most cats have two faces!”

“don't ever scare me like this again. whhhaaaa!!
LOL. poor kitty. But I agree cats are twofaced little bastards.”

“Good quote on the cat's "twofaced little bastards". I even smiled. Not bad for a crabby Friday.”

“Gem,

I thought about making the thread title just "Gem is two faced" but decided to go a little easier on you and reworded it.

:)”

“Well maybe if that woman would stop trying to create her own breed of cats then the poor kitten wouldn't be disfigured. This is a lesson in inbreeding folks.”

“thats freaky”

“the other white meat...

last week there was a cat in our yard and Khatru took off after it after I gave him the goahead. He took off like a rocket off a launching pad and the cat flew up a telephone pole and stayed there for quite some time. It was a riot!!! I was laughing so hard I almost fell down.”

“yeah that's really funny. ha ha. I'm dying.”

“did I offend our dear pixie??? I'm sorry...are you a kitty person?”

“Let's just say if that was my cat, I'd beat you with one of your own sticks! LOL!”

“yer as cute in person as you are in your photos...I'd let you, but, I might resist a bit for show, so as to lend a bit of sport to it all.

The reason we chase cats is cause we don't want cats pissin all over the place. These are wild cats that just roam the neighborhood eating bird and pissin and #&%!$ten all over the place. We don't go pissin and #&%!$ten on other peoples property, we do that in the big field across the street.

Please don't take personal offense to my actions...they are strictly professional, not personal”

“stik - invest in a .22 rifle and you won't have a cat problem. You can back up and count paces to increase distance to add challenge and sport.”

“who owns the big field across the street?”

“PORT KLANG: A puppy with two extra legs and a second penis is drawing curious stares at a temple in Pandamaran town near here.

The puppy, found by a temple caretaker at the entrance on Thursday morning, is being cared for by the temple committee.

Kwang Sung Temple committee member Tee Kim Huat said the caretaker saw the white puppy with dark brown patches sleeping at the temple entrance at 7am.

“He lifted the canine to place it elsewhere and was shocked to see that the puppy had six legs! Not only that, the male puppy also had an extra penis,” said Tee.

“We believe someone dumped it at the temple,” he added.

However, since it was an unusual dog, devotees felt that it was a bearer of good fortune and named the puppy Ong Fatt (Lucky One), said Tee.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/6/19/nation/11262103&sec=nation (with photo)”

“As happy as a dog with two dicks.”

“I'd love to get a cat too, but I know Diesel would treat them the same way as Khatru.”