TheNewest Pink Thingy

“So this is why Lizs et.al. are spending so much time shaving their legs!

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2005/06/15/notes061505.DTL&nl=fix

http://www.gillettevenus.com/us/
last edited: 6/17/05 12:20:52 PM”

“AAACK!! not a new pink thingy!!!

LOL, I couldn't bring all that up, so to speak, no flash.... but

wouldn't a vibrating razor CUT legs???

(sorry to derail this thread from B.O.B. right away and ask the logical question... LOL!)”

“That article was hilarious.”

“hahahaha, that's too funny. and WHY is the other end of the handle vibrating again? And why is it shaped so...well...strangly??

some one knows??
BTW: they did come up with the mens version first! I guess it didn't really sell well. *grins*”

“one of the funnier product reviews I have ever read”

“haha!! that is sooooo funny. i thought i saw a commercial for a vibrating razor, but then i figured for sure i was imagining things! but no.”

“The article says the men's version vibrates on the blade end but the women's model vibrates on the large knobby end away from the blades. You girls are sly ... very sly. And all this time we just thought you liked to read paperbacks during those long long baths. OUTTED AGAIN LIZS!!!”

“soo...all that tells me is that men like a little pain with their "vibrations"...that's all.

heeheehee”

“The razor people must hate me. I buy a pack of 10, and that lasts me for years. No, really. I only change razors once every 6 months or so. I did have to change more frequently when I was clean-shaven, but it was still maybe once every three months. My beard is just not all that tough, I guess.

I've actually had to go buy new razors because I couldn't remember where I put the last pack I bought.”

“And its coincidence that Venus just happens to rhyme with...”

“It is also, of course, the closest thing to a legit sex toy you can buy without actually buying a legit sex toy and without your uptight mom looking at you funny and without the security screeners at the airport trying to embarrass you by dumping that silver-bullet vibrator out of your purse, and without a soft tingling sensation coming into your toes as you think about the aforementioned Orlando Bloom nibbling said toes while wearing nothing but some smiley-face boxer shorts and a leather whip and a sly Jaegermeister grin.”

“You think all those "massagers" in the gadget stores are actually bought for backs?”

“I liked the "Sex in the City" episode where Samantha tries to return a vibrator and when told the dept. stores "doesn't sell vibrators" she said, ... errr, oh, yeah, the back massager (or whatever)"

Then she went to the area where they had other "back massagers" and she was advising the women what to get depending upon what they wanted.

LOL!!”

“I tried this thing and wound up in the ER!!!”