Grapefruit may make women seem younger

“This article should help sell gratefruit.
Grapefruit may make women seem younger”

“(snip)
Institute director Alan Hirsch said he smeared several middle-aged woman with broccoli, banana, spearmint leaves, and lavender...
(snip)

Where can I get a job like that?!”

“N.S.
A 6 pack of Coors Light has that same effect
(I do believe) for both sexes !!! LOL



All the women get prettier at closing time !”

“rolls eyes


nobody is going to be smearing me with thier grapefruits!”

“I agree with Trekker John, alcohol is much more effective in making women seem younger.”

“sometimes there isn't enough alcohol to make one look good”

“Oh, I figured ya squirt a little grapefruit juice in your eyes and it makes ya squint. Everything looks better when ya squint.”

“mmm, i heart grapefruit scent! Kiehl's has a good one, or used to. so if someone smelled me wearing that, they'd think i was like 8 years old? haha.
;-)”

“Huh, I always had you pegged for wearing something that smelled like bubble gum and monkey dung...”

“dammit, but what if I like the cucumber and melon smell, or pear? why does it have to be grapefruit?”

“What a waste of a tasty fruit!”

“I like the cucumber too, but my favorite is lavender :)and sometimes venella.
last edited: 6/20/05 10:20:55 AM”

“...Old Folks homes should share the juice between the men and the women...Grapefruit is widely known to enhance the effects of Viagra and Cialis...so the men are more youthfull, and the women are younger looking...yowee!! PARRRRRTAY!”

“oh Nigal, stop trying to flatter me!”

“"Hirsch smeared several middle-aged woman with broccoli, banana, spearmint leaves, and lavender "


Damn! Once more I curse my chosen profession! What classes did I miss to get that job?????”

“Smelling like a grapefruit probably attracts bears, too ;-)”