Best Lines From Movies!

“They came up with a pretty classic list here. Lots of good ones. What do you guys think?


http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/22/film.moviequotes.ap/index.html”

“The one I didn't see, surprisingly enough was:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory."”

“I love that Taxi Driver scene.

You're right Tree - that should have been in there. Replace that Harrison Ford quote.”

“One of my faves didn't make the list, of course.

"I gots to know!"”

“it was #12 tree

12. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," "Apocalypse Now," 1979.”

““Soylent Green is people!" (No. 77)

Ever see the SNL sketch with Soylent Green II? LMAO!”

“How could they have missed;

"have you seen my friend? He's tall....He's blonde....and He's a peeeg"

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”

“My bad. Didn't see the link for the whole list, Ewk. I love #36. Badges...


And here is one of my favs that didn't make the list, although a great one from this movie did:

"I've been to one world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that 's the stupidest thing I've ever heard over a set of earphones."

---Slim Pickens - Dr. Strangelove
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“Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.

-Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)”

“Good one, Zac! What a great flick, too!”

“"Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?"”

“Do you like movies about Gladiators?

Oh, I see scraps is a boy dog!

Ever been in a Turkish prison?”

“Ah, the Airplane movies!

AWESOME!

"Chump don't want no help. Chump don't get no help!"”

“"Dying ain't much of a living boy"”

“Hollis P. Wood: [Slim Pickens] [After seeing Captain von Kleinschmidt enter]

Jesus Palomino, a Nazi. I knew it, you're all in cahoots. Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living #&%!$ out of you!

--1941”

“These are great! Keep 'em coming!”

“Hang loose blood, she's gonna catch on the rebound with the med side.”

“Oh Stewardess! I speak jive.”

“Pedro: Man, what is in this #&%!$, man?

Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

Pedro: What's Labrador?

Man Stoner: It's dog #&%!$.

Pedro: What?

Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

Pedro: Yeah?

Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little mother#&%!$er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog #&%!$, man?

Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?

[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]

Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?

Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.”

“"Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man."”

“It's not a TOO-mah!”

“I see your shwartz is as big as mine!”

“If it bleeds, vee can kill it.”

“"You just shot an unarmed man!"

"Well, he should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."
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“Considah zat a divorce!”

“Clark W. Griswold:

I think you're all fu**ed in the head. We're ten hours from the fu**ing fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fu**ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your a**holes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!”

“I'll be Back!”

“The movie American Psycho has great lines through out.”

“"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey #&%!$ he is! Hallelujah! Holy #&%!$! Where's the Tylenol?"
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“Your gun says "REPLICA" down the side, while my gun says "DESERT EAGLE .50". Now - F*ck off.”

“"Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"”

“I'm sorry, Dave-- I'm afraid I can't do that. - 2001

Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*** my sister. - FMJ

I like the way you talk. - Sling Blade

I was born a poor black child. - The Jerk”

“"Oh it's twoo! It's twoo!"”

“That's my favorite, lyra! We use that all the time at home: "Honey, could you move that piano bench over there?" "Nobody puts piano bench in the corner!"”

“"it puts the lotion on it's skin, else it gets teh hose again!"”

“haha!! i think i've watched that movie about 5.2 million times.

how about..."You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"”

“Tell 'em Ray.......K-mart Sucks

Two minutes to Whopner.”

“25 minutes to Jeopardy”

“The whole scene is great, here are the main lines.

Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.”

“Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"”

“CLERKS

"Hey, try not to s**k any d**ks on the way to the parking lot!"”

“Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over."

Actually anything HAL says in 2001 is classic”

“Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction (hell anything from that movie!)

"I'm an American honey, our names don't mean #&%!$."”

“*British accent* "If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle"

"How'd you like a greeeasy pork sandwich served on a diiiirty ashtray?"

"Gimme the keys! I drive! I drive! He don't even have a license Lisa!"
-Weird Science

"Nick! Yeah Nick's your bud! Nick's the kind of guy you drink beer with! Nick doesn't mind when you puke in his car.....Yeah. Nick."
-The Sure Thing”

“"Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late!"

And

"Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?"
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“No movie is more full of good quotes than The Princess Bride

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!"”

“Bueler! Bueler!”

“I'm gonna die (now, back to correcting).”

“"You have just made one of the two classic blunders. The first, of
course, is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well
known is: Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

is my favorite from the princess bride.

but the line I like not on the list is:

“Hey, Johnny, What are you rebelling against?”
“Whaddya got?”
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“Inconceivable!”