Best Lines From Movies!

“"I'll have what she is having!"”

“I forgot about that one Bison.”

“"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."”

“"Look what your brother done did"
Texas Chainsaw Massacre”

“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

The great Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything”

“Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.”

“She's gone, she gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”

“'I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue' - Lloyd Bridges”

“They had "here's Johnny" from The Shining. But not my all time favorite movie quote:


"Come 'ere Wendy. I don't want to hurt you. I just wanna bash your f-ing brains in"”

“"Remember...nothing can go wrong."”

“Ever seen a spleen that large?”

“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.”

“I soiled my armor I was so scared!”

“So I says 'hey, Lama! How 'bout a little somethin' ya know....for the effort?' And he looks at me and he says 'there'll be no money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin'for me, which is good.”

“Mmmmmmiss it Noonan!”

“Oh...It's in the hole!!!! Cinderella Story!”

“He's been mostly dead all day!

Your with the brute squad? You ARE the brute squad!”

“Why don't you just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”

“Have fun storming the castle!”

“He doesn't like these cans! Stay away from the cans!
- The Jerk”

“The new phone book's here, the new phone book's here!!!!”

“"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"”

“St Louis?

No, Navin Johnson.”

“These go to 11.”

“This beats the old Pizza in a Cup.”

“Hi I'm Maug, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”

“We got this one kid---Mongo. He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theater. But he's a good kid so we don't bust his chops too much.”

“She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.

McMurphy”

“Smite me almighty Smiter....”

“a couple of my favorites:

from pitch black:

"you got me all wrong, father. i absolutely believe in god. and i absolutely hate the fvcker"

from the usual suspects

cop: "you know what youre gonna do in prison?"

kaiser soce: "fvck your father in the shower and go have a snack"”

“bit - nice Fletch ref. How about, here comes Fletch, he's 6'-2", but 6'-9" with the afro. Or, buddy, you're in trouble, you cut your mattress tags. That's a federal offense.

Obviously, I paraphrased, but at least I didn't ask what the call a Qtr Pounder in Paris. Paris?

Here, have some bacon.
I don't want any.
Are you Jewish?
No, I just don't dig on swine man.

Pulp Fiction has lots of goodies.”

“Here's two classics:

"You know how to whistle don't you? Just put your lips together and blow." (Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart in "The Maltese Falcon").

"I'd like to spend the evening with you but I just washed my hair!" (Bette DAvis in "cabin in the Cotton.")”

“Not a movie but......

If an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdoo...my stars.. bobby pins please.....

I love it!”

“Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.”

“Looks like CNN screwed up the Clint Eastwood line. "Go ahead, make my day" was in the original Dirty Harry movie - the opening scene where Harry stops the bank robbery while calmly eating a hot dog. Truly classic!”

“Jake Tyler Brigance: I need a drink.

Lucien Wilbanks: At three o'clock in the afternoon? What would your wife think?

Jake Tyler Brigance: I'm my own man, Lucien. I drink when I want to.

Lucien Wilbanks: When did she leave town?

Jake Tyler Brigance: This morning.”

“Yogurt Doll (upon pulling the string): May the schwarz be with you...”

“Stewardess: A hospital? Doc, what is it?

Doctor: Oh, it's a big building with patients.”

“Sorry phydeux, but they got it right, that quote is from Sudden Impact.

You're thinking of:

"I know what you're thinking, Did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

If I know anything I know my Dirty Harry movies.
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“Damn, guess I'm just not "feeling lucky" today!

Here's another:

"I like to watch" (Peter Sellars in "Being There").”

“timmy, you ever seen a grown man naked?”

“I'm wondering why you were first to post that too.....”

“"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."”

“"Those aren't pillows!" - Planes, Trains and Automobiles”

“First we get the money, then we get the power, then we get the women. - Al Pacino in "Scarface"”

“Just a couple:

"TOGA! TOGA!! TOGA!!"

"Head! Pants! Now!"”

“"thank you sir may I have another?"”

“"See if you can guess what I am now."

"They took the bar, the whole #&%!$ing bar!"

"The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests... we did."”

“It's good to be the King.”

“"What we have here is failure to communicate..."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

And my #1 quote...

Jester: How can you choot women and children like that?
M60 Gunner: Easy. Ya just don't lead them so much.”