top 5, ever

“'Mockingbirds don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat up peoples gardens, don't nest in corncribs, they don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That's why it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.'”

“Hullo?”

“Do they crap on people's cars?”

“There was one in our neighborhood last year that would start making all kinds of racket at 3 AM. My neighbors and I were ready to catch that thing and rip its frickin tongue out!”

“There's a mockingbird up on the same dead limb at the top of an oak tree at the edge of the yard a lot of evenings and that bird must have mental problems or is on drugs

for it sings numerous tunes rapidfire, one right after the other for at least an hour.”

“i hate whipporwills. and raccoons”

“I have had one right outside my window for a couple of weeks now...If that stupid mockingbird wakes me up at 3:30 AM again...I'm going to shoot his A$$!”

“i think this post is in response to the TOP 100 movie lines that CNN/HLN has been blurbing about all day.”

“Plus, one of the best books ever written, and ironically they didn't screw it up when they made it into a movie!”

“What the ???? is this thread?”

“Peanut butter goes on just about anything.

I'm going to start trying it on new things.

steak, pizza, cereal, chicken, meatloaf, potatoes, green beans, cantelope, tomatoes

Admit it, that sounds pretty darn good.”

“Great book, number two on my list.

Also great, great movie. Gregory Peck was awsome.”

“sarge, i like where youre at”

“We had (in the city) a mockingbird who "did" car alarms... now that was funny!”

“I watched a crow steal mocking bird eggs the other day. I yelled at the crow but he still got away with a few. That is why you see mockingbirds chasing crows all the time.”

“My wife and I found an egg in our front yard just last week. I don't think it was a mockingbird egg because it was too big. Had I been thinking at the time, I would have tried peanut butter on it. Mmmm. That would have been nice.”

“Sarge try peanut butter on pepperoni.”

“I will. Thank you.”