What About Crushes

“Congrats Buck.”

“omahiker - GREAT POST! :-)

newgirl - You are A OK in my book.

Buck - As always, LMAO!”

“Should I talk to a pastor about this?”

“i suggested that yesturday!
200 posts ago.”

“If you're concerned enough to have to ask the question then I'd probably go chat with the pastor. The tone of that sounds darker than intended.”

“Unless he's the one you have the crush on, I think that's a great idea.”

“Well, I didn't think I needed too, but now I'm nervous about speaking to my fiance and I think I need some pastorly advice. Geez, I'm a flipping idiot.”

“K, thanks. Gotta' go back to work. I think I'll call this afternoon and see if I might be able to get an appointment.”

“Don't forget besides your pastor to pray and to check scripture.”

“not to get nosey, but have you tried talking to your mom?
moms are great at these things. well ok maybe not mine, and i would flip on twignut...but im sure since your a pretty level headed woman, so is your mom



PS only joking about my mom and me :)”

“My story is much to sad to be told
But practically everything leaves me totally cold
The only exception I know is the case
When I’m out on a quiet spree, fighting vainly the old ennui
Then I suddenly turn and see
Your fabulous face

Chorus:

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you

Some like the perfume from spain
I’m sure that if I took even one sniff
It would bore me terrifically too
But I get a kick out of you

( some like the bop-type refrain )
( I’m sure that if, I heard even one riff )
( it would bore me terrifically too )
( but I get a kick out of you )

( some they may go for cocaine )
( I’m sure that if, I took even one sniff )
( it would bore me terrifically too )
( but I get a kick out of you )

I get a kick every time I see you standing there before me
I get a kick though it’s clear to see, you obviously do not adore me

I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high with some gal in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
But I get a kick out of you”

“Don't forget to eat lots of glazed donuts and chocolate ice-cream.”

“Pistachio ice cream is nuts
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“Yeah, but turd ice cream is the shlt!”

“Somehow, I never understood why someone would seek marital advice from a priest. They don't marry and supposedly remain celibate, right?”

“Buck -Congratulations!! I predict your child will be the best outfitted and most photographed kid in the backcountry! (Do they have internal frame packs for toddlers?)

newgirl - Hang tough!!”

“Newgirl, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on...”

“Stay away from the Rocky Road.”

“Only if they're Catholic.”

“Don't forget to tell your fiance and priest about all the good advice you got on the Internet.”

“Hey, I'm just a jewish bozo from New York. What do I know?”

“Thanks Sarge and Phil!”

“Crushes are great.
However I can't decided between orange or grape.

My poor poor licentious soul.”

“Ha! Who the hell is that, Nigal?

Looks like Peter Boyle or an old Larry Fine on a bad hair day!
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“Ben Gurion”

“Ah, didn't recognize him with the beauty treatment!”

“Schit, I thought it was Golda Meir”

“Ben-Gurion was prettier.”

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Get it? gold in my ear? Bawhawhahahahaha! I kill me!”

“Got any Golda, my eye!!??”

“

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“THat looks kinda like EarthNsky.”

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Well, it looks like newgirl finally told her fiance the news. That's him in the background. (sigh) She doesn't look too devastated. I hope he makes it through this very difficult time. Oh, where's the sensitivity.”

“Is that dude barfin' in a bag?”

“She's all smug!”

“Sometimes really bad news can make one physically sick.”

“Hey, how old is newergirl now?”

“Buck - You are great!!”

“That's hilarious.”

“My heart aches.”

“I am 26. Treebeard, I am a member of a Foursquare church, it's evangelical. We don't have priests, we have pastors and mine has been married for a long time and is a very wise man. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to call him, because I was busy w/ the new job. I have other Christian woman friends that are older and have been married for a long time that I might be able to speak w/ though. Thanks again you guys.

Oh, Maple, my mom would be a very bad choice for me to share this w/. She would not protect my privacy.”

“In all seriousness Newie, I'd either stay away from this person or if you are forced to be around them talk about your hubby to be all the time. I would not make as much of this as everyone here seems to make it. It'll pass.”

“Foursquares have a corner on the church market.”

“She would not protect my privacy.”
newgirl
7:09:49 PM

Lord Have Mercy!!!!!
You think THIS bunch will??? ;-)”

“Hell I've seen 5 blogs on it already...LOL!

Believe me Newie, don't talk about it with anyone. Even your pastor. It will pass.
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“If I were your fiance, I would invite your hot-little-crush-dude to church and pay your Pastor $20 to do a full-immersion baptism on him for like 4 minutes. Ooops.”

“LOL
Buck, I'm glad you are here.
God Bless.”

“It's good to be here, thanks.
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“Soooo .... Will you be staying long? Can we get you anything? How was traffic? Did you take the NE extension? It's so much faster than going over the mountain this time of year, but you miss the scenery.”