Ban Nonconformist

“bionicle legos? am i that old i have no clue what those are?”

“Well I just asked my son and it proved to be an incredible waste of time---much like when you asked me, lol. But like Gem said, (Yo G! What's up?) anything like Legos (Bionicles are action figure/alien type Legos) or video games or action figures should work. Don't get anything that could be construed as "girlie."”

“ok. i'll go in to the toy shop and wander. some years there's just some really obvious "new" things out there that all the kids want, i wanted to make sure i was a hip aunt and got that first! : )

thanks!!”

“If you still refer to yourself as "hip"....well.....I don't want to be the one to tell you.....(hee hee)”

“ack!”

“Get him a backpack, tent, and sleeping bag with a little stove and some Enertia meals. Tell him these are the only drugs you will EVER let him use.”

“I second the bionicles. They shoot stuff once you build them (just little plastic discs). I got both my nephews a bionicle kit and an extra box of discs for Xmas. I hope they shoot my brother alot.
btw, HI YAM!”

“NC what did you do that was so bad that I wanted you banned?”

“Jeez Noncom, I thought you were getting him that French Maid when you got home from last summer's camping trip.”

“No, Geo, that French Maid was for me, he gets his in another few years.


I don't know what I did, Mapes, all I can remember is that you referred to me as "nice" which, in my book, should get anyone banned.”

“LOL you were still thought of as a troll. LOL”

“.....would love to have a 25 year-old busty French maid...... -NC

Well duh!
Does she do windows?”

“Ha! Who cares, SS????”

“Heck, Mapes, I still troll! (allegedly)


You started this because you said I deserved my own thread, THEN you called me nice!
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“HI Sass! :)

ok. i will trudge to the bionicles aisle. but be warned, if he doesn't like it, i'm blaming you, and BANNING you ALL.”

“Don't ban me cuz I'm beautiful.”

“ban him cuz he is an ebonics user yo'”

“Nobodies banning Nonconformist. It's taken me how many years now to finally hook up on TT for hot sex and I'm not about to lose him now. Oh,you said you didn't wanna tell anybody, didn't ya? Sorry Darnel.”

“You're forgiven.

Oh, excuse me, "you be foh-gived."

Sincerely,

Darnel”

“What about Gem's real crocodile farm??”

“hmmm i guess this is a lousy ban thread, so what have you done that deserves to be banned? post porno to tick off stove stomper?”

“LOL! No, I have better taste in porno.”

“NC have you read the thread? it is so funny!!”

“Not in quite a while. I might have to go back and see if I missed anything.”

“you should you were such a gooddy boy then..”

“I'm STILL a good boy! (adjusting halo)”

“EXCUSE ME???

i dont think soooooo”

“I have to agree with the deputy


"I shot the sherriff.....but I did not shoot the deputy....."”