The NEW Bitpusher

“I had lunch with Bit at Hooters yesterday. I'm tellin' ya, the guy is skinny. He's lost so much weight that he didn't look like himself. Before to long he'll be a ...

LEAN MEAN HIKING MACHINE!!!

Keep up the diet dude...it does a body good.”

“If he's the new and improved Bitpusher does that mean we've been putting up with the old and inferior Bitpusher all these years?”

“Body is new and improved.

Brain is still old and inferior. Or at least still depraved.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!”

“Congrats!”

“Thanks! I gotta lose another 15 pounds still.”

“wait a sec?
where are all the GIRLS SCREAMING


PICS
PICS
WE WANT PICS



double standards :(”

“Moon shots for maple, please!”

“HARDYHARHAR”

“What are you down to, Bit?”

“Sounds like bare bones.”

“how about some pictures?”

“Congrads, buddy!!!”

“bitpusher hasn't lost any weight, because I found it.”

“How's your ankle bit?”

“U Go...”

“put him on the trail
we will see what he can do
i don't see him on the trail wtf”

“

Left is me at the Bridgestone-Firestone last August, at about 227. Right is me, taken tonight, at about 202.

Thanks all for the encouragement! Pix, my ankle is fine, I am walking at speed again.”

“no nudies :(

Looking good :) :D”

“I know where his weight went......”

“bit, white socks and loafers? Really man, be careful what you post.”

“I thought an improvement would be bytepusher”

“that's only if he gets bigger Matt”

“Look'n good!

The Geekiest Geek thread called and wants it's white socks and loafers back!

Congrats!”

“How'd you do it??”

“He lost 15 lbs. by taking off all the stuff he was wearing.


Looking good bit!
last edited: 6/30/05 7:46:51 AM”

““How's your ankle bit?”
pixie
7:05:28 PM
6/29/05

pixie, an ankle-biter?”

“WOOOOOOOT-WOOOOOOO! Hotcha Poppa! (cat call cat call)

Nice job Bit! Isn't it awesome how much easier it is to hike now?”

“Them's me houseshoes! I am not exactly the model of fashion lounging at home.

I did it by eating less and exercising more. I also changed what I was eating, cutting out most of the fat. But mostly it had to do with portion control and will power.

When I actually get a chance to do some hiking, I'll know how much easier it is to hike. That last dayhike I took, it was noticably easier, although I was still at about 215 then. I'll probably get in a dayhike at the West Virginia campout.”

“LMAO

hey geekpusher, your looking very geekesh and hot!”

“now THAT"S funny!!!

doin good dude. not only will you feel better, your knees will say thanks too.

in a related subject...I went to walmart last night to purchase the lil cheeses that I like to take canoeing...all they had was the "lite" version..and then I got to looking at some other cheeses...all lite versions...then went to the beer section...more lite beer than I"ve ever seen before on the shelves...I'm thinking that SOMEONE has gotten smart cause this town I live in is the FATTEST place I've ever seen. There are MORE fat people here than anywhere else I've ever been...Its like obease heaven. I saw this one dude the other day and he was in a Ford F-150 super duty...the big one with the dualies...he was so freakin fat that even with his seat pushed all the way back, his freakin stomach was right up against the steering wheel...I'm talkin "hatstack Calhoun" size. I wanted to yell over to him "yo...ever hear of Miss A Meal". anyway...

Bit...congrats!!! and I truely mean that dude. Hope to see ya on the trail this fall for the annual savage gulf get together.”

“Yah, my knees are already thanking me, it's a lot less painful to go up stairs already.

I guess we oughta start thinking about Savage Gulf again, eh?”

“geekpusher, why are your pants up so high?

flood season in your home own?”

“Um, well, when you're a fat #&%!$ like me, that's where they end up.”

“Also, when I lean over, there's no crack showing.

You can thank me later, lol...”

“You can thank me later, lol...”
bitpusher
9:21:18 AM

LOL
I thank you now!”

“Ijust showed your photo to a coworker...she said you're HOT and SEXY.”

“WOOHOO!

My new trail name is "Sex Machine".”

“that would be

the geek sex machine”

“hubba hubba! I always had a thing for geeks :)”

“I don't think he looks any different.







Just kidding!


Lookin' good, man!”

“bit - I'm ready for a Savage Gulf trip whenever you are.”

“bit,

congrats, keep up the good work”

“Wow bit! Even your face looks thinner! Woo Hoo! Good job!”

“bitpusher, you're hot. Since losing 25 lbs, you are now welcome to move to California at a time of your choosing. We welcome you.”

“wait, im confused. the one on left is old you
the one on the right is the new you


if this is true, then i still do not understand why your pants are so high.
you said it was because you were overweight..

splain yourself...”

“For greater effect, you really should have done both those pictures in speedos, with a front and side shot. The geekettes would be at your mercy.”

“OK, I will go into detail.

When a woman buys pants, she gets to choose the rise from the crotch to the waistband. From what I can tell, there are essentially four choices for women:

1. Over the belly button
2. Just under the belly button
3. Hipbones peeking out
4. Hi, been a couple days since you shaved your #&%!$, right?


And these choices are available, as far as I can tell, in just about any size, whether we would like that or not.

Men don't have this choice. As the waist size goes up, so does the rise. So, it's more like this:

36W: Right over the hipbones. If you lean over, maybe crack shows
38W: Waistband goes right over the belly button. Probably no crackage.
40W: (Where I am now) Waistband is about two inches over the bellybutton.
42W: Waistband is under your armpits.

XL, which is the size of those shorts, corresponds to about 40-42 waist size, so they rise very high.

Also, I'm very short-waisted, so that doesn't help any. If my spine were 4 inches longer, like my 6'4" brother's, you'd never think those shorts were too high. Incidentally, he and I have the same inseam measurement.

Is that a good enough explanation, or do you need more? lol....”

“LOLOLOL
no that was fine....

you kil me”