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For Those of You Who Don't Know Jack...

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cute!!!!
Spirit Coyote
9:25:04 PM
6/29/05

Who's Jack?
PhantomSoul
9:30:53 PM
6/29/05

oh...u don't know jack!!!
Gemini
10:17:02 PM
6/29/05

Ya just got my day off to a good start! Laughing!
hikergerb
8:09:32 AM
6/30/05

I wonder how many times that one has appeared on this board ...
Geobeet
8:19:49 AM
6/30/05

I know several folk who don't know jack...
Carlette
11:41:55 AM
6/30/05

Very funny!
BackSlacker
11:47:49 AM
6/30/05

You gotta be schittin' me, Jack!!

Does anyone here know what a schitt jack is??
MarkO
11:56:38 AM
6/30/05

Isn't that one of those boats on the Chesapeake Bay>
Geobeet
12:22:42 PM
6/30/05

Hmmm, no.

It's a slang term for those one-piece toilets that hang on the wall in prison cells that have no lid, with which to hit yourself over the head and drown yourself.
MarkO
12:30:37 PM
6/30/05

I would not have a way of knowing that. What were ya in for?
Geobeet
12:32:09 PM
6/30/05

Don't you guys watch movies and stuff??


You mean you haven't been busted for eggin' the Whitehouse................or something?
MarkO
12:34:33 PM
6/30/05

marko, you scare me sometimes with the things you know
mapleleaf
12:34:39 PM
6/30/05

I used to have a computer game called "you don't know jack"...

but did you know where the word "f**k" came from??

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.


hahahahahahaha yeah, it's a urban legend, still funny as #&%!$!!
Gemini
12:46:47 PM
6/30/05

Oh, fornication under consent of the king it!

No Gem, doesn't have quite the same cache to it.
Geobeet
1:01:13 PM
6/30/05

how aobut his one:
It's not commonly known that the word "f**k" originated as a medical diagnostic notation on the documests of soldiers in the British Imperial Army. When a soldier reported sick and was found to have V.D., the abbreviation F.U.C.K. was stamped on his documents. It was short for "Found Under Carnal Knowledge."
Gemini
1:09:40 PM
6/30/05

Methings Gemini is Googling.
Geobeet
1:10:48 PM
6/30/05

When a soldier reported sick and was found to have V.D., the abbreviation F.U.C.K. was stamped on his documents

On his what??? Didn't that hurt?
Nonconformist
2:00:13 PM
6/30/05

of course I am googling. You think I know this stuff?? hahahahahaha!!!


NonConformist: Not "HIS" documents!!!! sheeshhhh.
Gemini
2:38:37 PM
6/30/05

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