Things You've Never Heard Of

“every place has its share of dis-gruntled employees, but has anyone ever heard of gruntled employees?”

“What part of the world do dis-gruntled people come from? I've never been to a dis-gruntled restaurant. Is it anything like Thai? What do dis-gruntled people look like? Tall, short, fat?
Do you have a dis-gruntled section of town? Like China town in NYC?
I don't think I've ever had a dis-gruntled friend. I have black, spanish, and asian.
This is really a quandry.”

“i think a dis-gruntled employee is someone who has had his grunt taken away. and if that has ever happened to you, boy, you know how disgruntled that makes you”