Things I Want to Know When I get to Heav en

“heaven whether you like it or not.

when i get to heaven i want to know where every important thing i ever misplaced got to”

“You mean all those telephone numbers of girls? Think you'll find a telephone?

LOL.”

“i never misplaced those. kinda hard to do when you write it on your hand”

“misplaced telephone number of girls ... sort of like the "big fish" that got away?”

“"big fish" that was a good movie

with girls numbers, the problem was getting the nerve to call, not losing the numbers”

“So thats why you never call! HUH! Dont be shy big guy ;)”

“LMBO @ Spirit Coyote.”

“Like where the hell is Jimmy Haffa?”

“I got a few calls fromhim during his hike...one or two after his big hike THEN NOTHING >:(”

“jimmy hoffa went on a big hike?”

“He went on that great hike in the sky.”

“>:(”

“every one knows Jimmy is buried under Giant Stadium

or was that the Brooklyn Bridge”

“i want to know whos right: them or us?”

“Giant Stadium. The Brooklyn Bridge was probably built before he was even born.”

“I iwant toknow why the aliens keep coming back to prob me.”

“I iwant toknow why the aliens keep coming back to prob me.”

“because you like it”

“You keep leaving that damn back door unlocked, SC.”

““because you like it”
Crash Bang
1:09:51 PM
7/01/05
ignore this user

Your working for the aliens HUH? How WOULD YOU know? HUH? ARE you one of them? Grrrrr.....

Great, now I must drive a stake through your heart....”

“What is nugut”

“now I must drive a stake through your heart

thats vampires, dingbat”

“CB didnt you know aliens are vampiric? HELLO! Goatsuckers and cattle mutilations!!!!”

“hey you spelled "mutilations" correctly. good job. you get a gold star”

“i never misplaced those. kinda hard to do when you write it on your hand”
Crash Bang
12:44:25 PM
7/01/05

It is if you write them on the palm of your hand, ya little monkey puncher.”

“i was wondering when somebody would go for that angle.”

“I want to know what's Jesus's favorite cartoon.”

“who bbw really is”

“I'd want to know all the girls that wanted me but were too shy to let on, then I'll kick myself for a few thousand years because of all the missed opportunities. LOL.”

“nou·gat (nū'gət)
n.
A confection made from a sugar or honey paste into which nuts are mixed.

[French, from Provençal, from nougo, nut, from Old Provençal noga, from Vulgar Latin *nuca, from Latin nux, nuc-, nut.]”

“then you only heard cricket sounds


j/k”

“She wasn't worth it techntrek!”

“ewwww .... maple beat me!”

“Obscure:

What the rent's like there.”

“There's a pretty cool song about this very topic. My cartoon comment was not my own original thought, but came from this song called Questions for Heaven:




Feel the sun in my eyes
Swat that clumsy fly
Woke me up from a dream about Heaven
Smellin' coffee downstairs
Yawn a quick little prayer
And get up at a quarter to seven

Mirror catches my stare
Got some nice pillow hair
And I smile all the way to the bathroom
Scratch my whiskery chin
Now my cranium swims
With questions I can't wait to ask You

...Like why did You bother with so many stars?
Do You ever play tricks on the angels?
And what happened to all of those dinosaurs?
Where's the Garden of Eden?
And what causes de ja vu?

I guess in Heaven I'll learn
I'll be waiting my turn
To ask about quasars and feathers
I hope the line isn't long
I hope Your patience is strong
It's a good thing forever's forever

Do our jokes make You laugh?
What's Your favorite cartoon?
Can you tell me what's out past the edges?
And what about UFOs, taste buds, and tornados?
Why do we dream?
Oh, and what causes de ja vu?

Time to call it a day
Time to turn off my brain
It's already half past eleven
Reach to turn out the light
And close my sleepy eyes
And save up the questions for Heaven
I'll save all the questions for Heaven
I'm saving up questions for Heaven”

“I knew someone would find a good angle to slam my question. < chuckling >

bit - now that could lead to interesting discussion. We are guaranteed a place there for eternity, but what if the construct of "eternity" eventually ends? Forever might not be quite as forever as we thought. Then what? Is that when the rent bill comes due?

ruby - I like that, not sure I've ever heard it.
last edited: 7/01/05 2:15:42 PM”

“I told you it was obscure.

Not talking about deep philosophical stuff here, just something some people will recognize.”

“Ok, right over my head, huh? Well, I'm outta here. Have a good weekend.”

“Yes, sorry about that. Have a nice Fourth!”

“Why is it so hot in here? And why is everyone crying? Hey wait a minute, you're not God!!”

“I want to know what was reverse-engineered from alien spacecraft found in New Mexico in the 1950's.”

“I'm hoping to find out what that growth is on my pecker.”

“I want to know if Elvis really did roll over in his grave when Lisa Marie married Michael.”

“why I had to deal with all this sh^t on earth”

“I want to know why Circle K's and 7-11's have locks on the doors if they are open 24 hours.”

“Turns out 7-11's do close on Xmas morning. Found out the hard way when I was sent out to get butter one Xmas morning. So, I guess the locks do get some use - as long as they don't loose the keys the other 364 days of the year.”

“They are also handy when Habib needs to take a leak.”

“I want to know why kfc stopped putting handi wipes in the carry out bags?”

“as they smelled nasty?”

“carlette and Y2 should start dating. I think they are cute together.”