Ron Mexico

“This is pretty cool. I heard this on the AM radio this morning. I know it's no MTZ but it's pretty good. Go to www.ronmexico.com. click on the alias maker and type in your name. The website creates a unique alias for you and remembers it forever. I am now Ricky Gabon!!

This website was apparently put together to spoof Michael Vick (the real Ron Mexico) who used his alias to get certain favors out of a lady friend.

Ricky Gabon lives!!!!”

“Alexander Guatemala”

“I sound like a mob cronie and you sound like royalty. I think I got hosed.”

“Kip Malta checking in here.






It's already a S-L-O-W-W-W-W-W morning.”

“Hercules Argentina comin at ya!”

“Jon Azerbaijan says buonas díaz”

“Any of you's guy's needs anything taken care of you talk to me, Kapish?

The Gabon.

Slow day CM? It seems like a typical Friday to me, everything goes wrong on Friday. I'm gonna have to break some knee caps!”

“I need a 12 pack-kapish?”

“I need a four week vacation too, but I ain't gettin' it. I will have the twelve pack tonight though. That's for certain.”

“Actually Ron Mexico was the name Vick gave to the hostitol he was getting treatment for herpes at.”