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Beam me up Scotty
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The guy who played Scotty is dead
“I couldn't resist and wanted to be the first to post it.
Yay. I win.”
“What did you win?”
“"Captain, the engines can't take much more!"
I guess neither could Scotty.”
“i am not sure . .. .something nasty most likely.”
“The detritus from Scotty's first major transporter accident.”
“What was Scotty's full Name?”
“i thought this was about jim beam”
“I never saw it as anything more than "Montgomery Scott". Does some canon somewhere list a longer name?”
“He gave 'er all she got, Cap'n!”
“do bartenders named Scot or Scotty sell more Jim Beam than other bartenders? ie how many customers could resist holding up an empty glass and saying "Beam me up Scotty".”
“Scotty's ashes are going to get beamed up to space, but in an aluminum container that will fall back toward Earth and burn up in the atmosphere.
So the question is, if his body was already been burned to ash, what will happen to the ashes? Will they burn up too? Will he be twice cremated? Will we all breathe Scotty?”
“As far as "breathing Scotty" we probably already are. Statistically speaking, every breath you take contains at least three nitrogen atoms that have been breathed in by every animal that has ever lived. Well, with the obvious exclusion of newborn babies, etc.
Think of it. Jesus. Hitler. Joan of Arc. Gandhi. Lincoln. Your mother-in-law. Dinosaurs. Lungfish.
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