Happy cows produce better milk

“"Many of the cows are stressed nowadays. If they eat hemp, they calm down. Now, a milk cow which is calm produces better milk. That is a fact."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4699945.stm”

“The perfect drink to wash down those brownies.....”

“Anyone who has ever been in a milking parlor knows not to stress the cows. Immediately after getting your ass kicked by the owner, you will be invited to leave.

It is one of the more soothing atmospheres I have ever been in........where alcohol wasn't served or chicks weren't dancing naked.”

“You're right, Chili. I love to visit a dairy barn full of warm cows, especially in the dead of winter on a -40 deg night. It's like walking into a whole other world, all warm and steamy and peaceful and kitties running around everywhere.”

“lay off the drugs, ruby”

“HEY, CB!!!!!!!!!!”

“This is some bizarro world. Remember, it stinks in there, too! lol .. err I mean the barns, well, maybe the strip club, too!”

“Hello lizzz darlin.......”

“Strip clubs smell better......as long as the employees wear perfume.”