Your favorite UNfulfilled fantasy

“Okay...I will start this one off...(every pun intended!)

I do hope to learns lots of tips from y'all :)

Here is mine...

She is on a bed (yeah, no imagination there but be patient!)

Her eyes are covered by a soft cloth.

She is NOT bound in any way.

In my hand is a long stemmed rose just taken out of the frig.

It (the rose) then proceeds to wander of the integumenta firma of her.

Ohhhhhh...the texture, the scents, the titillation...

You may substitute a dandelion if you must but you are CHEAP if you do!

Okay...your turn, brave TTers :)”

“Is she sick?

And whis "integumenta company/signature?"
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“You really think I'd tell any of you guys what my fantasies, fulfilled or unfulfilled, are? NOT!!!!!!”

“Awwwwwwww, Ruby...

You painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair...

Awwwwwwww -awwwwwwww, Ru-ooooo-beeeeee...

:)”

“Oh my lord!”

“It's a moot point because after Sat night Ruby won't have any unfulfilled fantasies left.”

“Lessee, driving to work in the morning without having to get around dumbasses driving 60 miles an hour, right next to each other, across all lanes of traffic?”

“Bit...has it really been that long???

:)”

“Yes.”

“holy moly”

“"It's a moot point because after Sat night Ruby won't have any unfulfilled fantasies left.”
dayhiker
4:39:43 PM
7/26/05
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Naaahhhhh, it's gonna take longer than one night to accomplish that. ;)”

“You go girl.

Has this been the slowest week of your life?”

“Hell, yes!!! But it's just a mere 101 hours, 47 minutes to go. That is, unless the plane is delayed, which is likely.”

“You'll be married before we all know it.”

“Ya never know. Could be (insert sly smile).”

“Me...the Dixie Chicks...a large pepperoni pizza....and a bed.

Nuff said.”

“highcountry's singing from "Ruby, don't take your love to town there."

damn, have that song going through head now.

ouch!”

“Nigal, why just ONE pizza???”

“Nigal, good luck fightin that Natalie chick for the pizza. She'd whip your ass for a Papa Johns Large pie.”

“LOL at dayhiker!”

“Aw c'mon, yoose guise :)

Surely, it can't be that HARD to come up with your own fantasies. :P

Geez, maybe I was just all WET to start this thread...geez, I don't know. :)”

“Last time we had fun with an innuendo thread like this, it got YANKED.”

“heheheh Ruby said YANKED”

“Did you say yank on purpose.”

“heh heh heh heh



Well, I wasn't BLOWing smoke.
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“InYourEndo...Isn't that what the Italians do??? :P”

“This would be kinda exciting if it wasn't so damn funny! But funny is good so.....keep it up.”

“Doesn't smoke make your HEAD hurt?”

“Such filth. Why I declare Matt ought to ban the whole lot of you.”

“Your favorite UNfulfilled fantasy



StoveStomper. Nuff said :)”

“Thank you, Spirit Coyote for getting in the spirit of them.

And now for some reassurance that you are truly never too old to fantasize...

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them.

The old man grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. They proceed at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could make love like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you make love like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f@#&ing fence wasn't electrified."”

“I've always wanted to give Carmen Elektra a spanking with a ping-pong paddle.”

“Well, if Carmen Electra is on the street my sincere hope for you is that she does not...

Pass the Buck!

:D”

“my fantasy involves lizs and a high plain full of................



























BUFFALO!”

“Stove stomper, a paddle, and lots of water :D”

“3 words:

1. multiple

2. freefall

3. chocolate”

“do we put those words all together, or are these separate fantasies?”

“do we put those words all together, or are these separate fantasies? - c!b!

You don't do anything crash. Stay away! You're not involved in my fantasy.”

“I have a fanasy about sarge-

it involves duct tape, a heavy frying pan, a shovel and the corn field in my backyard :D
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“I have a feeling most of your fantasies involve a frying pan ...”

“C'mon Sarge.....I hope you'll eventually come to the conclusion that that deserves an apology.”

“Theres just something about the thought of a dude painting my toenails that does it for me.”

“NonC - If I put a :D after mine like she did when she hinted she wanted me dead, would that make it ok?”

“I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer Sarge, but I was able to tell the difference between the two posts. I'm sure you can too.”

“You're right. One violates the user's Terms of Participation, the other one does not.”

“I will do anything naked!”

“I guess ya got me there, Sarge, sorry. If being correct is more important than doing the right thing, you come out on top.

Have a nice night.”

“Okay, I'll give you a little one. Carlette's made me think of it. Remember the scene in that movie -- was it Out of Africa? -- where Robert Redford is washing Meryl Streep's hair? I think it's the whole tender, taking-care-of-me kind of thing. Yep, that's a fantasy. Well, probably won't be a fantasy for too much longer though. ;D”

“wk - Here's a naked baboon.

Would you do it?

”

“Nonconformist - Good night. Sweet dreams.”