Serious Trouble

“I need to move.”

“Dang!
I don't have a high house payment after all.
The increasing insurance and taxes have pushed my payment to $730, and this for a nice 2 story, 3BR, 2 & 1/2 B, full basement, in a nice area.”

“My payment is so high because I have a 15 year mortage. My daughter will be ten when the house is paid off.”

“okay here's the new deal. I just picked up a registered Black Lab, 8 months old and 85 lbs. My Wife's birthday was July 14 so I told her, HONEY,,, I have a really super surprise for ya HONEY!!!! hehehe, When I showed her the Lab she hit the FLOOR with me in front out the door. Man alive, I think!!!
I'll be cut off for months.
Maybe I will give her money.”

“I just picked up a registered Black Lab, 8 months old and 85 lbs. My Wife's birthday was July 14 so I told her, HONEY,,, I have a really super surprise for ya HONEY!!!!

Riddle me this... why would your wife be excited that you got yourself a roommate for her birthday?”

“I hope this was not the first gift you purchaced for her.”

“Don't take this personally, but maybe what your wife needs is a new refrigerator.”

“This is one of the funnest troll threads ever. I know frig isn't a troll, but this thread is.”

“dayhiker: Either that or fridge is one of the dumbest human beings on the planet. Let's nominate him for the Darwin award!”

“You all are too Funny. Such good advice as I read through them.”

“After that frying pan hit him upside the head he probably can become a candidate.

I'm spending about $150 for my upcoming 2 trips and talked about it multiple times on the homefront.

This isn't a permission issue so much as it's a respect issue.”

“You know I'm kidding right fridge? ; )”

“Kidding Pixie/ I will goggle your name.




Just kiddin.
Actually my wife and I get along well. She puts me on a King seat and serves me. I then take myself of the King Seat and put her on the Queen seat and serve her.

She is special too me , and a very good friend.

Nowslimmer met her at Trail Days and kissed her on the hand, and wow did he start something I had too finish.Hehehe, watch out for nowslimmer, he is a ladies man.”

“Hey, I'm on the Space Shuttle right now typing from a laptop. The lift-off went well, thanks for all the well-wishes! Hey, can someone do me a favor? I forgot to tell my wife I was going into outerspace, can someone give her a quick call for me? She might hang up on you. Thanks.
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“It never ends...”

“Hey Phantom!! You know I'm the real boss at my house. You've been at my place. You know.

And I am in need of a trip plan on that fall trip in NY. Mileage, and elevation gains.”

“.....worlds oldest man found living in tent with dog for 65 years......”

“And to think I was so worried about you, Fridge, and Calm Spirits (Calm Waters? Can't remember which it is).

So what did you get her for real for her birthday? Take her out for a fabulous meal? A day at the spa with all the works? I hope you spent at least as much on her birthday present as you did on your tent. But more importantly, I hope you put as much time into choosing her thoughtful gift as the time you spent researching your gear purchases. ;)”

“It really never ends, does it?

I gotta get exact figures for mileages and elevations for the fall NY trip. In the meantime, look up the past Elevation Gainbang trip for a rough idea. We won't be taking that exact route, but it should give you a feel for what we're up against.”

“Hey Ruby, Lets say she is grinnin from ear to ear.”

“NooooOOOoo. Don't tell me you clicked on one of those enlargement ads we find in our junk mail everyday? So it really does work? Maybe I'll look into it for my wife's next birthday.”

“YAY!!!!!!! I knew it!!!

So how was the lemonade last night?

Are we still on for September?”

“I wish my husband cared about being in trouble”

“oh wait, i just remembered the last time Tarpy bought a "gear" purchase a couple weeks ago...he said he ordered a shirt for me from a skateboarding company and it would be arriving in the mail...i was like, ooookay weird. and then he mentioned, "oh and there might also be a skateboard in the package for me." hahaha!!!”