Anybody lose anything in Vienna?

“Suitcase Full of Cocaine Turns Up at Lost-and-Found in Europe

Someone's missing more than 50 pounds of cocaine.
Police at the Vienna Airport in Austria say they found about $16 million worth of the drug in a suitcase that was turned into the lost-and-found nearly a month ago.

An Austrian tourist said the suitcase had been mixed up with his luggage when he checked in at the Mexico City airport. He left the bag at the lost-and-found counter when he arrived in Vienna.

So far, no one's claimed the bag or the drugs.”

“Damnit! I knew I forgot something.”

“The dude smuggled it into Austria and got away with it.

The cops ought to split the take with him.”