Let the punishment fit the crime!

“After four months of vomit cleansing, said subject should then be given involuntary offer to visit Ft. Leonard Wood, MO to serve his country for at least 2 years.

Or, if he has stones, he can go by bus to Parris Island, NC where, if he passes muster and gets squared away, could serve his country for four years.

If he declines both offers, revoke his citizenship and send him to Sudan where, he could, no doubt, find full and lifetime work on Vomit Patrol.”

“Voluntary puking...that's a unique technique.”

“In some cultures, it is considered good manners to vomit on your host.”

“Like when Daddy Bush did it in Japan?”

“as a former school custodian....

The trick with cleaning vomit is to make it a geussing game. Try to figure out what was the last thing eaten...Like CSI Cafeteria...

...hmmm, looks like a tuna on white bread...

Great punsihment!”