She's a Keeper

“Driver Chases Car After Falling Out

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Opening up your door while driving isn't a good idea, especially on a busy highway.

Robbin Doolin, 31, of the Kansas City suburb of Grandview, learned that Friday morning when she leaned out her fast-moving car to spit.

She went tumbling out onto U.S. 71 in Kansas City, and to the amazement of other drivers, she hopped up and chased her car as it careened down an embankment toward a construction site.

Doolin was recovering Friday night at a hospital, where she was treated for injuries to her leg, arm and head.

"It's certainly not prudent to open your car door on a highway, especially when you're not wearing a seat belt," said Capt. Rich Lockhart, a police spokesman.

Lockhart said the woman was embarrassed about the accident.

Her explanation to officers: "I leaned out to spit and I leaned too far."

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“What a lady!”

“Guess she should have swallowed.”

“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMG!

lol”

“LOL!”

“What? That answer wasn't obvious to everyone else? LOL”

“It was, but I can't believe you beat us guys to it! Haha!”

“So what? Her WINDOW wouldn't roll down? Whadda dumbass!”

“Would that all of life's problems were so easily solved.”

“Wow, Darwin missed his chance on that one.”

“Soooooooooo.......

Is the moral of this story...

It is always better to swallow???

:P”

“So just an honorable mention on that one. I'm sure she will have more such opportunities to improve the gene pool.”

“I guess she'll be forever known as "Droolin' Doolin."”