PAP smears suck....

“Seriously, they do :|”

“This isn't a place to talk about that”

“WOW!!!...could have kept that one to yourself...my wife would probably laugh at you and call you a baby...she just had some test done yesterday, can't remember the name of it a really long word with every letter in the alphabit in it...she said it was 10 times worse than a pap”

“Only you SC!”

“Be glad it’s not a colonoscopy.”

“Actually, comparatively speaking, a colonoscopy is nothing.

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I POSTED TO THIS THREAD!!!

all your fault, zac...

:)”

“At least for a colonoscopy, they knock you out.

Get a sigmoidoscopy sometime, they don't bother...”

“I have pictures from my colonoscopy!
Want me to post them???? ;-)
LOL”

“and people look at ME funny when I say I brought home pictures...least I didn't post 'em on the internet!

:)”

“A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
"Can you hear me NOW?"
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey ..."
"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"”

“LOL, twiggy!
As they were wheeling me up to the machine, I could see the video monitors mounted up on the wall showing the insides of the person in front of me. I thought to myself "I can see the insides of this person's butt", then I drifted off to drugged sleep, Thank God.”

“Pap smears save lives. Cancer is a big part of my professional life and depresses me. Put me out of the Cancer business!

Why have a Pap test

LIVESTRONG

Make The Promise
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“:O”

“I had a load of fun showing the pictures of my intestines at work the next day. It doesn't take much to gross out the Interns, LOL.”

“Sexual harrassment!”

“Was this a wedding present from someone, SC?

:-)”

“I'd take a pap smear anyday over cervical cancer. Stop yer whining!”

“The ultimate SC post...

"What I hate is when I’m eating my favorite food which is pears and suddenly the gyno starts scraping away at me and makes me jump up so fast I trip over a bench, causing me to fart. LOL! Every time I think about that it makes me laugh so hard I fall off the toilet when I’m taking a dump."

Hey look! A penny!”

“You forgot the "I'm bored, entertain me" part...”

“Seriousely though. No one wants to hear about your mommy parts, mkay? Some things are simply not meant for mixed, public company.

If ya wanna shock everyone post a clean post.”

““Be glad it’s not a colonoscopy.”
lumberzac
12:38:56 PM
8/03/05

“Actually, comparatively speaking, a colonoscopy is nothing.

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I POSTED TO THIS THREAD!!!

all your fault, zac...

:)”
twigeater
12:42:59 PM
8/03/05

Hey, no schit!!!

It WAS nothing!!
I woke up alone wondering when they were going to start.
It was over.
They told me to come back in ten years.”

“Never had a PAP :-) & never had a colonoscopy. I suppose they're a good thing but not me.”

“Ya ought to get the old bucket inspected, cats.”

““Ya ought to get the old bucket inspected, cats.”

LOL! Sometimes you are just a master wordsmith MarkO!”

“It's reams of fun!!”

“LOL! Nice ads Matt!”

“Ever have your urethra swabbed? That Sucks!”

“does anyone remember the Eco Challenge where the blood sucker swam up this guys urethra? He just had to wait for it to fill up and come out on it's own. I wonder if that was anything like giving birth???

hehe...”

“Why, oh why...do I read these threads?

I think SC has topped Mapes.”

“ive had a catheterization. hurt like hell pulled out”

“I bet! what size did they use? 14fr., 16fr.?”

“how the hell should i know? do i work in a hospital?”

“do you really need to post crap like this here?”

“all the girl said was "they suck" she didnt go into any graphic detail. people have posted much worse and nobody gave them a hard time”

“CB, its a matter of quantity. Too many inane threads posted constantly, and then this. I dont have to read them I know, but when you post stuff expect responses.

skiracer was right ..."I think SC has topped Mapes"”

“stop the inanity!”

“she just wants attention as usual. matt needs to ban crap like this.”

“yea, youre the queen of substance, m.o.

:-P”

“everybody has a coniption over this thread, but "i forgot how to write an s" gets a free pass?”

“YEAH SURE.... I come on here and post threads that I can't drink water anymore because I can't keep it down. I've never in my life seen anyone beg for so much attention. This is a hiking board.”

“Dang!
Miss Opie has become OPIE! ;-)”

“Yuk rymes with suck.

hey Birch, I have been a good girl for a long time! come to think of it, it was opie that done taugh me my leason. maybe MO can cure SC

LOLOL”

“This is a hiking board.”
Miss Opie
6:29:00 PM
8/03/05

be careful miss or should I say Mrs Opie. (BTW congrads)

complaining that this is a hiking thread will bring out the trolls.

no throwing stones!”

“this is not a hiking board. its a board for hikers. or have you not noticed the non-hiking threads having equal weight to the hiking threads?

go ahead, sc. i want details!”

“ok you fools, stop and go over to my thread!!



(see that si how you get attenion. just ask for it!
hey crash baby!”

“That is pretty questionable also.
Lots of peeps here have not been backpacking in ages.”

“hi mapey!

wubboo!”

“““Ya ought to get the old bucket inspected, cats

Yep, could yave some junk in your trunk.



Who was it that called SC the new mapes. Why yes, it was me about 3 months or so ago. Mapes, you have been a good girl. We're real proud fer ya.”

“its been a month for me. am i still a hiker?”