I was wrong. I'm an idiot. Please forgiv e me.

“This threads for you, you libbie freaks, to admit when you screw up.”

“Sarge - you need to drink more.”

“bearmagnet - I thought of you when I posted this. How's that Minuteman thread doing? Have time to go back to it yet?

Meanwhile ... you can apologize here.”

“Sarge - relax for a minute. Try it once in your life.”

“I was wrong once, but I found out I was only mistaken.”

“Sarge - you need to drink more.

More than I already have? I don't think so. I was in an elite club in college, "The Golden Guzzlers Club". (no crash bang, it's nothing to do with golden showers)

Two 128 oz. beer bongs in 5 minutes without throwing up. Easily knocked that out after I was already buzzed.

Ahhh ... higher education ...
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“Wow! I see now. Ingesting too much alcohol at once can screw up your mind.”

“Sarge, what did you study, business??”

“So you don't drink anymore? This may be a source of your problem.”

“Good one Geo!

MarkO - I studied 2 sciences. Why?”

“So you don't drink anymore? This may be a source of your problem. - bearmagnet

My problem is you won't admit you were wrong. You think drinking will help that?”

“What kind of a group of heterosexual men gets together and calls themselves GOLDEN GUZZLERS?”

“Sarge - I don't know what your talking about because I don't care enough to. I'm here to shoot the #&%!$ and have fun. I may debate on this site (less so than before, thank You) but I forget about it after I log off. You? You're here because you seem to need to prove people "wrong". You can't let go of the littlest "debate". You seem to have an unhealthy need for this crap.....it takes up a great deal of your existence. Lets try something: Breath deeply and repeat after me:

"It doesn't really matter what other people on this site think. I will probably never meet most of these people. I need to have a life outside of cyberspace."

I hope you find some peace. I'm outta here, honeybuns. Now gimme a big smooch!”

“Hello?


Where'd sweetie pie go?”

“man, we all need to get together and get high.”

“Phaedrus - I didn't say they were all men. Haven't you ever heard of girls rugby?”

“bearmagnet -

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/36647,-1,1.php

Here you go sweetie pie since you forgot.”

“
More than I already have? I don't think so. I was in an elite club in college, "The Golden Guzzlers Club". (no crash bang, it's nothing to do with golden showers)

Two 128 oz. beer bongs in 5 minutes without throwing up. Easily knocked that out after I was already buzzed.

Ahhh ... higher education ...
last edited: 8/03/05 4:11:47 PM”
Sarge
4:11:13 PM
8/03/05


that's impressive.

2 X 128oz = 256oz = 21+ 12oz beers (taken after you were already buzzed.)

giving you a BAC of over 0.45

"Death may occur at .37% or higher. BACs of .45% and higher are fatal to nearly all individuals."

source: http://www.intheknowzone.com/alcohol/bac.htm”

“2 gallons of beer? Somehow I doubt this very much. The golden guzzling , however, I do believe Sarge has done a lot of.”

“a flame from birch! woohoo! that doesnt happen often

you cant even drink two gallons of milk in five minutes without your body totally rejecting it.

methinks sargey is pulling our hairy legs”

“Sarge is an intriguing character. Let's see what we can piece together. He has said he was around teckntrek's age which puts him early 30's. I had assumed he was a retired Army sergeant, but evidently not. He has studied 2 sciences, but didn't elaborate. Does this mean he has a BS/MS in Physics, for example, or does it mean he's studied it in the way that Tom Cruise studied psycology? His handle does indicate some military background. How long does it take to make sergeant? 5 years? Let's add the pieces up.

18, young sarge enlists in the Army and is a private.
22-24, he's done a 4-6 year tour and is now about E4 or so and has had enough.
24-30, he earns these two degress and a complimentary L. Ron Hubbard book autographed by Tom Cruise.
30-33, he's already blown out his knee, and works as a ???? we don't know.

This is interesting.”

“from now on sarge will be referred to as the golden guzzler...

THIS I DECLARE
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“sometimes, I make myself laugh.”

“i think i remember sarge saying he was 37. and i know his current job involves statistics somehow”

“Statistics, huh. That could be any number of things.”

“easy, birchwood.”

“What?”

“sacco - Somehow your math is incorrect. I would say it's more likely the site is incorrect, not accounting some factors. I can assure you it happened.

dayhiker - yeah ... um "no".

birch - I declare I see your underwear. And yes I really did that. Believe it or not. Now I don't drink, but I used to drink like a fish as a liberal freak. (before the military)

crash - What are you talking about?”

“sarge - huh? I'm pretty much just teasing on the particulars. It would seem that with what you've revealed that you do have an interesting background.”

“that's sweet dayhiker

What's up with Crash and the birchwood stuff? Must be code, like "firefly".

n/m - Must have been talking to "birch". He's so cute!
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“sarge

the woodpecker flies at night

~wink~

pass it on”

“Crash, using the word "pecker" around a member of the elite golden guzzlers is likely to get you...well...lets just say you wont want to ride a bike for a while.”

“the ham is in the oven”

“I am sure it is...”

“the cow says moooooooo”

“crash..
move your decoder ring 2 places to the right...ready?

the frog says ribbit, ribbit.”

“The sheep says, #&%!$ me daddy! DULP!”

“the devil says......”

“..."Hi my name is Golden Guzzler."?”

“Bush is a golden guzzler too?”

“When meeting someone named the "Golden Guzzler," would you shake their hand?”

“Would you like to give them a french kiss?

come here dayhiker ...”

“You sure get frisky after a new episode of Big Brother.”

“what did you guys do to sarge???”

“Evidently, we made him horny.”

“I will NOT forgive you for putting a space between the "v" and the "e" forgiv e.
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“btw dayhiker - You can make E5 in less than 2 years in peacetime. Although, yes, most normal people it's probably 4-5 years or so.”

“That quick? I thought it would come quicker during war? If so, that would be insanely quick during war.”