Has TT has been highjacked…

“Anyone else notice the Hooters ads at the top of the screen?”

“no, but i really enjoy the marijuana quiz or whatever it is, LOL.”

“haven't seen the Hooters ad yet”

“I was just selected to recieve a free Xbox! WOOHOO!”

“What is it about Hooters that guys go nuts over? It's like it's Meca for them. When I want hot wings I'll go to a restaurant. When I wanna look at boobs and butts I'll go to a strip club. I don't go to a strip club for wings, right? Not that I would ever even step inside a strip club, mind you.”

“the only wings worth eating are found in upstate NY.

i wouldn't feed hooter's wings to my worst enemy.

well, ok, maybe my worst enemy

but trust me, he's a real dickhead.”

“Cluck U wings are the best! IMHO...”

“But have you ever been to the Winking Lizard? Best wings I ever et.”

“Wings are not worth the mess! 3 bites, then you have to start all over again. Plus you get the sauce all over your fingers which makes it nearly impossible to pick up your big ass beer.”

“It ain't just the wings.
yep, Hooters food sucks. Expensive too.
Anyone ever seen the South Park episode where Butters visits Raisins! I think Matt and Trey hit the nail on the head with that one.”

“spoken like a true wing rookie wounded knee.”

“I don't need to go to hooters for pretty women to part me from my money.”

“Yes, my brother, upon his divorce, said he will never marry again. He is just going to meet a woman he hates, and buy her a house!”

“haha! that's funny y2. did you go on your Restaurant Week night yet? i'm going tonight, i am SO going to make out with some creme brulee! i never ever get dessert, but since you automatically get one...eeekk!!”

“ooh, I'm heading to Cafe Atlantico Friday night, though there could be some issues. You want to grab my reservation if we don't go?”

“where you going?”

“nope, i can't tomorrow! that stinks you might not make it!”

“DC Coast.”

“let me know what that's like. Never tried it.”

“Why are the Hooter's girls socks so long? Are they hiding ugly ankles under there?”

““Yes, my brother, upon his divorce, said he will never marry again. He is just going to meet a woman he hates, and buy her a house!”

Haha! When my wife gets in a good zinger I just look at her and say, "Ya know, you're going to make a great ex wife one of these days.".”

“Maybe I can set up a rival chain with the women in burkas just revealing their ankles.”

“Ah yes, capri-length burkas. Sure to be all the rage.”

“Hooters isn't as good as it was before the Nags of NOW got involved with discrimination lawsuits. Raisins is more appropriate with the teeny boobed anorexic waitresses there. Of course I havn't been to a hooters in about ten years or so so it may have changed. As for strip clubs the last time I was forced to go I fell asleep in a corner.”

“Everybody knows that leg warmers were invented to hide Olivia Newton-John's elephantine ankles in Xanadu...”

“The Russians have the right idea. You can be sitting in a quiet, normal bar, then every half-hour or so some music will come on and a bunch of women come out and remove their clothing while dancing. It's all quite surreal really, at the finish, you turn back to your beer and carry on the conversation where you left off. Half-an-hour later it starts again.”

“Chicken wimgs are half waste......bone and skin.

My barbequed chicken thighs are way better than any wings.”

“what i think is really vomitous is when people eat everything on a wing, and i mean EVERYTHING (gristle, etc., practically suck out the marrow from the bones). nasty! i'm thinking that would be measures one might go to if one were starving, not just eating dinner. on the rare occasions when i eat a wing, i get like 1/2 of a bite out of it since i don't even eat the skin, LOL.”

“I can't stand going to all-you-can-eat crab leg night with my family. I have like two crab legs, then I have to sit there and listen to the sound of chitin snapping for an hour.

I make up for it by eating sushi in front of them.”

“I thought you were Veggie lyra?”

“yeah i eat fish. and chicken like once in a blue moon.”

“Damn, sushi sounds good. Last night on Good Eats Alton did sushi. Made me want some, now I want it more. I might have to stop by the Publix on the way home and see what they have.”

“you know who is sooo funny when he talks about food? my old-guy boyfriend, Anthony Bourdain. for some reason, he makes even carnage seem hot. LOL!! he basically thinks anyone who doesn't eat brains and intestines and snakes or whatever is a puss.

http://travel.discovery.com/fansites/bourdain/bourdain.html”

“You seen they're making a TV show out of Kitchen Confidential Lyra?”

“no, but YUM!”

“She said, "vomitous"...”

“there you go lyraloo

http://www.fox.com/kitchen/”

“I love that guy Lyra!”

“WAIT, that show doesn't even have my bf in it?? screw that! ;-)

i know Sass, i remembered you had said that! have you seen that show on the Travel Channel? it's ultra-sexxxy.”

“My wife says if she had to leave me for someone else, this would be the guy.”

“Anthony Bourdain? Sheesh--I thought I was your old-guy boyfriend, lyra!”

“d'oh! i've been caught cheating! you're not old anyway, ya nut.”

“Hmmm, I'd better check my driver's license again!”

“HA!”