Unmask Sarge

“I’m humbled… but I could never done it so well.”

“Sass - I'm not going to argue with you. Nobody said anything about attacking or being defensive until you did. You got "anxious" (your word) for an answer. Your impatience is your weakness here. You need to lighten up. Pick an argument with somebody else.”

“Sarge is a condescending low life who has risen from the dead. He never once apologized to this board for faking his own death. What a pathetic attempt for attention. He claimed that others on this board were to blame for his behavior because of the way he perceived they treated him. Now he claims he was just trolling and the trolling Sarge is gone. Nice try Sarge, but we know the truth. He continues to twist the words of others. He continues to try to put others down, particularly women. He continues to try to control the behavior and change the minds of the people on this board. He adds practically nothing to the backpacking related threads. He continues to think he is above us. He continues to hate.”

“SomebodysGottaHideBehindAFakeAlias”

“He claimed that others on this board were to blame for his behavior because of the way he perceived they treated him.

...

He continues to twist the words of others.

LOL! Speaking of twisting the words of others.”

“Do I get another guess? Sarge is Bacpac's troll. He hopes than in comparison he will seem to have some degree of moderation and some redeeming qualities.”

“SomebodysGotNoBalls - You sure sound hateful for somebody who preaches against sounding hateful.”

“Sass - I'm not going to argue with you. Nobody said anything about attacking or being defensive until you did. You got "anxious" (your word) for an answer. Your impatience is your weakness here. You need to lighten up. Pick an argument with somebody else.”
Sarge


I'm not arguing with you Jim; I'm explaining. I used the term "anxious" meaning I was looking forward to your explaination, not meaning worried or upset. You've accused me of lying. I do not lie. Why do you think I have?
No one had to say anything about you being defensive. I asked you a few polite questions and you started calling me names and implying I am menstrating,( I'm not sure what my reproductive cycle has to do with anything). The name calling was what made me feel you were being defensive.
last edited: 12/19/05 1:47:55 PM”

“My my. Somebody is defensive. Keep arguing with yourself Sassafras...”

“"SomebodysGottaHideBehindAFakeAlias"

Holy crapola, listen to yourself, owner of Sarge. Stop hiding behind your troll and YOU reveal yourself. LOL, this has gotta be the funniest thing I've read in a month here.

Oh, and BTW, I can't call off the dogs that you created.”

“I'm sorry you feel that way Jim. I am trying to have a civil discourse with you but apparently you're not up to it today.”

“Do you usually repeat questions to people in an "anxious" manner when you're being civil?”

“Hell hath no fury like a Sassafrass scorned! LOL!

I like sass. She actually hikes.”

“here here”

“For the record, Sass, your "lie" was that you were intentionally trying to make it sound that I was worked up, but it was you who was repeating the same question over and over, and even said you were "anxious" for an answer. Meanwhile, I was asking you to chill out. The "lie" is your mischaracterization of the events.”

“I did not repeat any question to you Jim. I asked you to please answer my question 1X after I asked it first. I did not repeat the same question at all.

How have I mischaracterized events? Please let me know so I can set things straight.”

“I did not repeat any question to you Jim. I asked you to please answer my question 1X after I asked it first. I did not repeat the same question at all.

----

(1)“Sarge, why do you have pictures of Birch dressed up as a caveman in your album?”
Sassafras
1:25:06 PM
12/19/05


(2)Please answer my question. Why do you have a picture of Birch imposed on a caveman?”
Sassafras
1:43:20 PM
12/19/05

[DELETED PARAPHRASE]

(3)"Sarge, I am anxious for your answer."
Sassafras
1:52:02 PM
12/19/05”

“A simple apology will do.”

“Yes, I deleted "I'm anxious to hear your answer" and inserted "Please answer my question" (since you didn't the first time). This is the asking you 1x to answer my question I refered to in the previous post.

I'd really like to try and set things straight with you on this, and offer an apology if necessary, but I'm still not sure how I mischaracterized events and was uncivil.”

“I can't wait to find out who shot JR.”

“It was Oswalt and he acted alone.”

“Wasn't it Sue Ellen?”

“I'm thinking it's Maggie Simpson.”

“It's no big deal Sassafras. Honestly.

I was simply responding to the fact that 3 times you asked me the question in some form or another. One in which I attempted to answer the first time, and you were not satisfied with that answer. Fine, I answered it in more detail. Again, not satisfied. So I pulled out the exact quote that inspired me to make the charicature (sp?), and your main objective then seemed to be about characterizing my answers as getting "worked up", even though I was asking you to "chill out".

Whatever, misunderstanding. Online communication is imperfect.”

“No, it was Professor Plum

with the candlestick

in the kitchen!”

“Kristen Shepard shot JR”

““A simple apology will do.”

Calm down, it's just a goddamned piece of the internet.”

“Professor Plum? I thought he shot the sherrif?”

“No NC, that was Eric Clapton!”

“

Although he is a pathetic Troll.”

“Is he resting his hand on his balls?”

“srg has no balls.”

“sure has a big nose.”

“Yes. Very symbolic.”

“so you faked your own death
banned for real but got back on
now it seems you faked a banning


you will stoop to any lengths to get attention. I feel sorry for you. So i guess this means Ruby will leave yet again. Sorry to see you go Ruby”

“If you were correct, you might have had something there.”

“so you faked your own death

Technically, I didn't fake my death. My friend Muscrat did, who by the way, is not me. But I admit, I did laugh.

banned for real but got back on

Technically true, I was banned, but it was at my request.

now it seems you faked a banning

It would seem wrong. You don't have all of the facts.”

“faked your own death
check
banned for real
check
faked a banning
check”

“auditioning for two trailtalkers one cup

thinking about it
last edited: 3/14/08 5:25:44 AM”

“Well crash, Elise could research and confirm that it wasn't me who "faked by death", and she could easily confirm I didn't fake the banning. Matt could confirm that I requested to be banned before, plus I could post my request to him to do that.”

“If you guys are going to talk about Sarge, I already made a thread for that today.”

“second time asking this..

then where did XL get the idea you were banned”

“auditioning for two trailtalkers one cup

thinking about it

What?”

“then where did XL get the idea you were banned

Uh, I told him? Why? Are you upset I didn't email you too?”

“you got a friend to say you were dead, and then you stopped posting for a couple of days. you engineered it. even if it was his idea, you went along with it, and you (plural) faked it

your long term ban may have been requested by you, but youve been involuntarily short-term banned at least once. remember how frothing at the moth mad you were at mapleleaf when she started it up with you?

the fake banning couldve all been xl and noncom, but you probably had a hand in it”

“Oh boy, more drama!”

“or was it a temp ban? doesnt seem like it was. you wouldve been frothing at the mouth if you were, and you didnt seem too upset when you returned, and i never heard of anyone getting an email”

“I don't know what your point is that I was once involuntarily short-term banned.

And I didn't engineer my death, I just didn't "unconfirm" it. I let people think what they wanted.

Once again crash bang, I didn't fake the banning. Not sure what you're not getting here. Did you have your morning coffee?

Looks like you guys are going to make a big thing about this, based on your incorrect premise. Here we go ....”

“and predictably, heres mutt to pretend like he's above it all”

“so where did XL and NC get the idea that you were banned?”