It's a Bash Crash Bang Thang!

“Since it's Pheugo Phriday why not return the favor for CB! while he's at work. We have until about 5PM so let it fly.

Issue #1) His favorit color is clear
Issue #2) His favorite food is boogers
Issue #3) what is up with the pair socks stuffed in the front of his pants?

Discuss...”

“LMAo....can we discuss why he likes man boobs too??”

“He likes man-boobs?! I never knew.”

“Gottcha! I'll be sure to wear the manzire when I meet him.”

“He smells like cheese.”

“LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

C!B! does need a spanking after a few of his more recent threads.”

“well i don't know where you got your info, but he told ME his favorite color was the sound of one hand clapping in a forest with no one around to hear.”

“One handed clapping? I believe that sound would be "SKEET SKEET SKEET!"”

“His man boob comment did make me a lil bit nervious about the boy. ;-)”

“If that's all that makes you nervous about him you must've never seen him drive off the side of a mountain! ;)”

“wow. ive been roasted. im a real trailtalk celeb now”

“Live it up Mr. Firefly.”

“this has the potential to be one of my all-time favorite threads”

“he doesnt smell like cheese...his breath smells like milk though.”

“This may just become a Crash Bang Gang Bang Thang.”

“oh yea, humanpunkmule?

hahahahahahah”

“At one time I indeed was a punk.

The Boy Scout Punk Rocker, confused the crap out of everyone.”

“Hey crash - going crazy yet laying off the fuego???”

“Is it just me or is Crash the TT pound puppy today? LOL! I swear to gawd the guy could say something as simple as "I love cookies!" and everyone would pile on the guy.

It's been like one of those Tower of Babal days here where everyone is speaking a different language.”

“So Nigal is jealous and wants his turn in the barrel next?”

““So Nigal is jealous and wants his turn in the barrel next?”

No way dude. I pulled a double last time in.”

“Ask an old sailor about the "turn in the barrel" if you don't 'get' it.”

“i love cookies

and puppies

and cookies made from puppies”

“..and are those cookies made from real girl scouts?”

“Um what part of the puppy? (LOL)”

““i love cookies

and puppies

and cookies made from puppies”

See? There ya go again ya dickmunchingliberalcrackbaby! LOL!”

“what part of the puppy?

the heart. and brains. i like puppy brains”

“That explains your affection for Stovey and XL.”

“hi boys

go fvck yourselves”

“again, paddles, sorry for ruining your thread”

“Is it permissible to to quote a post from 2 years ago and reference 2 yo post that I didn't quote? (who am I kiiding, I don't care if it is or isn't)

“he doesnt smell like cheese...his breath smells like milk though.”
birch
8:26:17 PM
8/05/05

Is that due to his affection for man boobs?”

“i think its all brittc's fault. Where is that little troll....”

“Why do you always have to make trash talk?

If your presence offends me, then that means you meant it that way, right? Now piss off.”

“HI Crash...(LOL)”

“This thread is confusing me. What's going on?”

“Crash made a Crash comment about someone's wife, apologized, and was then accosted by some prick with a bad attitude.

He asked to move the bashing over here. You are definitely missing the point. There was nothing mean at all in your post.”

“hey fuctape get your pronouns straightened out!”

“Could you be any less original?

Seriously though, while I've got your attention. Let's talk about the Pine Mountain Trail.

There are 28 miles finished, so you want to do it in 2 days, or 3? When are you coming home?”

“even on the other thread there were only 2 people bashing crash. I think that is what pisses CB off the most ... that it wasn't more ;)”

“i'd rather do it in 3.

ill be home first week of june”

“I can do 6/6 - 6/8, or 6/13-6/15. Both of those weekends have to be Fri-Sun though. I can't do Sat-Mon.”

“lets see if prowler will go

hehe”

“Lets see...things to do...contact the bubba redneck gang rapists and remind them to go to the Pine Mountain Trail for either weekend of 6/8 or 6/13....yeay”

“why not?

ive already been hit by the bubba redneck thieves”

“You sure made a dyckhead comment, crash bang. See, this is what I mean by "trashy obnoxious suburbanite type". You fit that to a tee, Crash.”

“XL, I thought you were going to be in a training conference those weekends. I'll have to find some new dates.”

“holy sht, benji. youre one to talk”

“I'm a country boy, thanks. Grew up playing around in the wilderness on a daily basis.

Goddam, I guess I am more Daniel Boone than your city-boy ass.”

“Are we going to have a "Who's most like Daniel Boone contest?"”

“nice to see you getting in touch with your inner bacpac”